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All I have to say about what you wrote is.... The President isn't an asshole. The Niggers were stealing electronics. The Niggers were killing people for their boats. The Niggers were raping people. The Niggers are the problem. How is this the Presidents fault? What the fuck is he supposed to do? Go rescue a bunch of worthless Niggers from drowning? FUCK THAT. Let them die.

Radical Procedure Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need: a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job." Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure..." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck" Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure..." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2... E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job." Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?" Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure..." The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see... 7-5/8." Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job." The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure..." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

This whole thing really pisses me off as well. I don't understand how people can be that fucked up to raise the prices just to make more money. It's really sad to be honest. Then you have all the anarchy with people looting. I could understand people taking food or medicine. No, lets grab the TVs and stereos! What a great idea since THERE'S NO FUCKIN POWER! I'm just glad they declared martial law. It's insane whats happening in New Orleans. I was thinking about the tsunami in Southeast Asia. I don't remember hearing anything about people looting and killing each other to survive. Those people helped each other out.... Fuck this shit pisses me the fuck off.

I think CES is the man for the job. Both are good choices though. Good luck to the both of you.

All I have to say is I watch FOX because of Bill O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly is the best thing since peanut butter.

14 more posts and you get to have your own special avatar, Rotwang. It's kind of like when your mom finally let you hang that picture up of "Ponch" from CHiPs.

I HATE RAP/HIPHOP I would bash every last one of those rhyming welfare advertisements with a baseball bat. Boy bands can just eat shit. They suck worse than rap. Classical sucks even worse. It

It's not 100% effective and if there is a pregnancy, there is a chance of health risks and birth defects. Not only that but there is also human error in taking the pill. There are days that I forget to take my medicine. It happens. What do I do then. The birth control pill isnt a great alternative.

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Reason for the medical procedures is like this: My wife and I have 4 children. We are very young people. We have enough kids and can't really afford another. These procedures are reversible so if there ever was a day that we wanted another child we could have that done. On the other hand if we just stuck to the normal contraceptives like condoms or diaphragms, there is always that risk. Being the good parents that we are, we have morals and beliefs, and do not under any circumstances believe in abortion. If I need to elaborate further please, let me know.

I disagree. If the condom breaks then in my opinion you should be shit out of luck. Not to mention the fact that if the condom breaks, you should be able to feel the difference and immediatly pull out and replace the condom. Unless of course the lady has been with quite a few fellas and you cant feel a thing.

I do not believe in drugs or chemicals that prevents conception. I believe in abstinence, condoms, diaphragms, tied tubes, vasectomy, and the good ol' pull out method which hasnt worked yet for me.

I still stand by my previous statement. It may not be my business as of right now due to laws. Laws change with time and different leaders. I'm a registered voter, which in time may give me that right. You are right according to the law, not by morality.

I disagree and I'll tell you why. I understand that a lot of people think that it's the woman