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Someone help me...how do you guys get sick background effects (ex: scratchy backgrounds) on signatures? I use the computer's "Paint" which is really noobish, and I already have like Adobe, and like this Paint thing I downloaded that is so vintage. Does anyone know where I can get tutorials on how to make the backgrounds and stuff like that? btw, you can tell that all the sigs i make are made in Window's Paint 0.o

northhampton, MA I am in MA right now, from Canada!! I am in the hotel, using their comp, and I logged in so, yeah. It's been a while, I have been playing games for the past few days because we never got any homework to do for the weekends, I guess. I cant go on msn because this is the guest account, and I cannot do anything but oh well. We're waiting for the bus 'Coach Canada' to open so we can get comfy and drive off. I'd better be off now so I dont cause any troubles. Ciaozzzz.

what did you have for breakfast my friend? -eggo waffles -milk -cereal this is my friend's opinion, shes in my house right now: -waffles -water and thats it....

PART TWO:i couldnt scare him....TT-TT Thus, the war has ended, today was a sober day after all. Except for the fact my best guy friend freaked me out like every second. I got like stuff...french stuff... "Je suis comique, no?" I kept on saying, but nobody wanted to reply to me. At lunch, I had dress rehearsals for this twisted fairytale, and I was told to 'exaggerate' a tiny lil bit. I don't know. I'm not good with exaggeration at all. I had lunch, and then geography again. In the hallways, my friend tried to go behind me to like, freak me out again, but I caught him before he came out of nowhere. It was tough for me to get him back, so I am mad. >_<, really mad...lol. There must be a way to scare him, but I don't want him to call like yesterday, because I want to call him instead. Should I prank call the poor boy who doesnt have caller id? Or do I not do that, considering I dont have it either...*cries*. Anywayzzzzz, today, was once again, a sober day, and tomorrow, will be another day of craziness.

point.....a talkshow? things, and words come and go....i talk about it, fights, springer style? couples on lpf, play fighting? i am clueless, i had lucky charms before this....

PART ONE: skool wars (EPISODE 1) I was really crazy when I made this account, so I did random things, that probably made so sense whatsoever, thus, making this day sort of boring. Umm....anyways, the sun shone through my windows, I woke up, it was another day of war against the Math teacher. I stumbled out of bed, grabbing my ultimate Jedi weapon, the cell phone. I had it once taken away from me, but this time, I will hide it and blame it on someone else. I was succesful after all!! Alas, the times I have been waiting to bother teachers, especially the ones that talk too much. Our lunch break was boring, really, I bothered my friends and one of my friends sounded British, and I wanted to kill him. Geography...I hardly listened to anything we were discussing. Tomorrow, is Scare Day... My boy friend...sort of.....tee hee....will try to scare the crud out of me, and I will try to do the same thing. I think i should get some Lucky Charms and Red Bull before tomorrow. Some things he is afraid of: -snakes -spideys -dark -surprising jokes (come out of nowhere and say BOO to him lmfao) What Im afraid of: -dolls -dark -bugs -vampires (not real?) -guns -machetes -barb wire -gore

yo wat? give me interesting questions, and i'll give u interesting answers!! it works out doesnt it??? *cries* TT-TT well if it doesnt....umm....do stuff, iunno.

ermm i have: -Frat Partay dvd -BTH dvd+manga -Live in Texas cd/dvd -Reanimation -Jay Z/Lp cd/dvd -Hybrid Theory -Meteora -From the Inside book thingy *still waiting for May 26 for the new kid in the family* \m/^^\m/

*WELCOME* one and all to the show, we're wired up, fired up, f*ckin ready to go!! (RPG kind of game) CAST: Dr.Noob(me) You People PREMIERE: Dr.Noob's Talkshow *lights flash down as the audience hiss in awe, the spotlight casts down on a lady, clumsily dressed to look professional* Dr.Noob: (fat albet voice) Hey hey hey!! *audience cry out in reply* Dr.Noob: I have never seen such a beautiful crowd like you guys!!! *blows kisses, and then crosses her legs on a lazy boi arm chair* My first time doing this kind of Dr.Phil stuff, I don't help people, I make fun of people!! YARRGGG!!! *stands up and head bashes on the lazy boi* *audience let out chuckles, and screams* Dr.Noob: Ahem, once again...*sits down formally*...I am new to this stuff. So, *looks at DJ* HIT THE MUSIC!!! *DJ grabs records and begins scratching random beats* Dr.Noob: Daz right!!!

EPISODE 1: revenge of the noob well, actually, i have never been here, but i shall get revenge for all the noobs out there who was ever treated badly!!! yes, call me the hero of all noobs, but considering i am a noob too, i will keep my mouth shut. no, i dont kill noobs. my life is pretty simple, really, normal stuff going on, friends are the usual (crazy people). and...then theres this. !!linkin park forums!! i saw the lights flashing around those three words, it was like paradise. at last! after sleepless nights on the computer, as the monitor whirred, i have found the place where there are other linkin park fans. i signed up, and here i am, my second post of the day! but i shall strike again! this time, with PART ONE of Noobinator: The Journal.

^_^hows you ppls? mah names teh noobinator!! i am teh ultimate n00b!! w00t!!^_^ *coughs*ahem*coughs* my names the noobinator, but of course, you know that right? im 12 years young. And im a chikk!!! i live in teh EH country!!! Linkin Park is mah anti drug!! Mike Shinoda, whats not to love?? \m/0_o\m/ ultimate rocker!!!!! w00t!!!! other bands.... dont mean too much to me except for FORT MINOR!!! *head bashes* !!!!HELLO!!!!