Blinkin_Fart

Hi HI ANNE. COOL JOURNAL. I FINK U R 1 HOT BABE. HOPE 2 MEET U.

NO i wasn't eating grass, i was eating fried cabbage so that's prolly why it was green. Yeah i got my filling in, my next adventure is the Doctor on Thursday, where i'm getting my (you know what) checked because i've been having some excessive peroid pain :( :-*(

This morning i went for a wee. Then i went for some brekkie. then i went for a jog, but i ended up on the bog. oh yeah and last night my poo was green.

Thanks, nice to meet u 2! It might be better to tell you how, in a PM rather than on here because it might gross some people out (yes, some people are weird). Yes, Linkin Park rocks!!

YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT AT LIFE, WHAT IS THE POINT OF SITTING THERE IN PITCH BLACK DOING NOTHING FOREVER AND EVER AND NOT EVEN KNOWING YOU ARE THERE? (sorry if this seems like im shouting, i just get a bit carried away with suicide because someone i know did this a few years ago).

I heard a funny joke the other day: "Why did the lobster blush?" Because the sea weed. omg i couldn't stop laughing for days and in the end i had to go to hospital. (ok i made that last bit up)

Guys just think of it like this: 1. Suicide is the most selfish thing to do in the world. 2. There is ALWAYS something in the world that you like, and just do it to make yourself happy. Do what makes you happy. 3. Don't go there girlfriend.

Last monday i tried to drown myself in the bath. But i just laughed at myself so all the air came out and i nearly did die.

gorgeous pic discusting attitude

I have basketball practice on next Wednesday and it should be fun because we are playing the Stormers and their coach is really really hot. he has dark hair and glasses, buck teeth, bum chin, big ears, pointy nose, pimples, warts, varoukahs and is covered in moles. and he's a midget. i love playing the stormers. last time we lost 76-12 but i almost scored a goal in that game! Anywayz i'm gonna go listen to Meteora and have a snooze!

Tomorrow afternoon i go to the dentist. I always get a strange feeling because i feel like my dentist has a crush on my teeth. it's pretty annoying but i can live with it. I can tell he likes them because he always tells me that they are beautiful.

thanks guys, lol

i wish i could say that this was me: http://www.jimdavidson.org.uk/Assets/Photo%20gallery%20images/sinderella_download_pics/Original-sinders/Dave%20Lee%20as%20Ugly%20Sister%201.JPG but this is my x-boyfriend: (i want my revenge now because he dumped me) I'm not really into posting myself on the internet

Hey there, You guys might not know me very well so here's a bit about me. my dad's name is STAN STELLANOVKOVICH I was born in Serbia and now live in Australia. I love farting, pooing, weeing and all those enjoyable activities so if you want more detail you can write in here and i'll keep ya posted. I'll just tell you guys a few unique things about myself: 1. I can wee and poo standing up without and spillage 2. I love listening to Linkin Park because it just makes me so pumped up that i once bashed my friend. (she's fine now and we forgive each other) 3. I have 2 cats, called Shiprah and Puah. Today i am going to the dentist to get a filling on the fourth tooth in my top jaw. I might seem a bit weird to you but, i am actually a rather tolerant, calm, happy, friendly person, and it would be great if i can get to know people on here. :thumbsup:

I brushed me teeth i done a wee i watched cartoons i done a wee i brushed me teeth i done a wee.