Colonel Cock

I sincerely hope I get ganged raped when I get to the Idiot Box. I love being gang raped.

Quickly, Anna... post the "cats" picture! Once you do so, every masturbating virgin 13-year old here will become your loyal agent. We can use these recruits to swell the Holy Army of the Suckage and take GF by force! Unleash the ultimate weapon Anna, the "cats" picture, now!

I am aware of what your "idiot box" is. It is the embodiment of suckbbs... if someone on Off Topic Forum is acting like an ass, we simply join in by adding that we "sincerely hope someone slashes your cum-infested throat." This proves the suckage is inferior.

So, you are one of the villainous Naziadmins behind GF. Listen here, boy, you disgust me. You ban your own members, you send those who disagree with you to an "idiot box". How can you claim your site is free speech for debate? Years ago, after the collapse of Sucks500, the members of the Suckage fought valiantly against an evil admin known as Lord SpecialK, who seeked to enslave the Suckage in a web of lies, deceit and moderation... but we fought back, and though many were banned, we eventually defeated the tyrant. When I see GF, I see what would've happened to Off Topic Forum had SpecialK succeeded in his quest... a site in which mods and admins have unlimited power and discretion in persecuting those who disagree with them. It's sickening.

You cannot ban her indefinately, Nazimod, we have agents on your site working aginst you who will ensure that Anna will not stay banned for long.

You fukking infidels! I am Colonel Cock, Commander of the Holy Army of the Suckage, and the fact you're entertaining thoughts of banning Anna, one of the ancients of the Suckage, makes me want to tear out your eyes and puke in your dead skulls!