Evil_Monkey_Inc

well let's see, i live in a town with about oh, let's say 900 ppl. The nearest Best Buy or Circuit City is in Grand Island, that's about i wanna say 80 miles. and purchasing shit over the internet is not my kinda thing. I've been in the military for over 9 years, and i'm not a real patient man. And be honest w/ ya, i don't really trust some moron in the back to put MY shit in, that fool would be lookin through all the shit in my car while he's trying to put this stereo in. And good for you, you got that 5 year warrantee, b/c you're gonna need it.

Decided to buy a car stereo for my car last weekend, so i said wtf might as well head to radio shack, b/c wal-mart didn't have the harness i needed. Might as well kill 2 birds with one stone. Walked in there, and got the shit i needed, so i thought until after the 30 mile drive home. The fuck-face at the counter gave me the wrong damn stereo insert (told him twice it was a dodge intrepid, NOT A FUCKIN DODGE NEON). So, i had to drive another 30 miles to get the right one. My dash wasn't back together b/c stereo was stickin out too far. b/c, you guessed it, the fuck-face gave me the wrong stereo insert. It's fuckin snowing outside and i couldn't see a fuckin thing b/c the defrost wasn't hooked up. why? b/c the dash wasn't hooked up due to the fact that a fuck-face sold me the wrong damn stereo insert. After driving in this snowy oblivion for about an hour, i reached my destination (Wal-Mart) and got the right one. And rest assure i finished the installation in the fuckin wal-mart parking lot. So what i want to know is this. Am i the only one, b/c i'm sure there's plenty of people out there that drove 160 miles for somethin that really wasn't that important, but they drove that distance b/c they where really fucking pissed off.

Hell yeah, fuck spongebob in his dick scarred ass. Which is why i prefer ren and stimpy, and family guy (all on dvd) i can watch them bitches whenever i want without having to wory about spongebob takin a lil trip to the back of patrick's rock and "gettin to know eachother a lil better" As for the older cartoons (Hannah-Barbara) i like them fuckers, they made so many references to pot it's unreal. Take Scooby-Doo for example, why is it that scooby and shaggy have the munchies constantly?? And why do you suppose the theme song goes a lil like this "Scooby-DOOBIE doo, where are you??" That cartoon crossed the line in so many ways i'm actually shocked they are makin movies/cartoons still. God-damnit i love this shit.

hey it's me, monkey. There are a few things in this world that get me madder than Janet Reno's blind date, but other than that i'm an alright kinda guy, i think