Holyroller

You meant welfare lines, didn't you?

Is that pronounced the same way you pronounced one of the ghosts from Pac-Man?

No, BRUCE Willis is worth more than those two combined, you idiot.

Yeah, there's nothing like Ocham's Razor.

If you knew Jesus, then you wouldn't have this much hate for the white man because you'd know that their Lord wasn't a white man. That irony alone would make you secretly take joy in dealing with white people.

Wow! Good to know! I have a friend who builds fireproof caskets. I'll get you his phone number.

Well, I just hope you're all right about what happens when you die. If you're right, we're just dead. If I'm right, you burn in hell.

Well, if you knew Jesus as your Savior, everyone would be the same in your eyes.