haha, that's a good one! Mine are:
Chester: "You live, you die and somewhere in between you'll have children."
And:
Chester: "oh man...I think I disconnected or something.
Interviewer: "What type of machine are you using?"
Chester: "It's called a computer."
And:
Mike: "I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida."
Chester: "That was pure evil."
And finaly:
Question: "You recently went double platnium, you've sold over two million records, what do you have to say?"
Phoenix: "I know my mom bought a couple of copies, but not two million."