Nicole Kidman

I do believe I am now owed a good hard ramming over the back of a couch? My anus is ready: [attach=full]542[/attach] Who is going to deliver?

Some flaws in this argument: 1) The 10,000 post analysis of the Anna/Sacy debacle proves that you are all taking this 'invasion' way too seriously 2) Nobody could have predicted that I would put out a call to my dedicated & sweetly loyal comrades. Not even me. 3) If you truly wanted more members, or more posts, you wouldn't have banned us all almost immediately. 4) We wouldn't have several of your most dedicated stalkers over at Off Topic Forum right now, still posting rage-fuelled messages. 5) There wouldn't be a constant discussion, both in the Shout Box and in the various other sections of this site, about Off Topic Forum. 6) Finally, let's say, hypothetically, that it is true. If so, then it makes you look bad, not us - it means you'd be calling your own members inadequate because they're simply not interesting enough or visiting often enough to fill up a pointless section like The Piss Pot (which hardly anybody reads anyway). In other words, this story is a highly unlikely one. I can't believe you even bothered to invent such a lame excuse, let alone thought that we would buy it. Hmmm. So, sorry, but I am finding it kind of difficult to feel at all 'tricked' or 'used'. Just admit that the Sucks Brigade came here; they spammed your forum in a deliciously immature fashion; a few of you got your jollies fighting with adorable net gremlins (as you should); a lot of you got upset; your mods banned them; and now it's over. It's not that big of a deal, really. It happens all over the internet, every single day. You should have a go at it some time. It's fun. (Come into the light. Join us) But what you are doing now - trying to maintain some sense of 'victory' (and in the most pointless joke of a net war that there ever was) by pretending that you were 'just tricking us all along' is one of the saddest, lamest things I have ever read, and it proves that we shook you up way more than you should have let us. If you can't laugh about the ridiculousness of it all, then it's time to commit suicide. Which reminds me. Phreak darling, what are we going to call the the third and final instalment? Return of the Sucki, or Return of the Pissi?

Ooh, I don't know. I had a bonding session with Outlaw and Vortex the other day. I'm losing votes every second. I've just got to stop being so damn charming, and I'll have no problems.

Hey you know, incidentally, six months ago I was living only an hour and a half below you. But the self sufficient quasi hermaphrodite transexual whatever bum/vag Anna has since moved both south and west. And no, her genitals are not now located in the patella.

Willis, I ask you ... What yoo talkin bout?

You are accepted once people realise that you are too stubborn to leave. Just stay. And watch. They'll get used to "him"

Hahahahahahaha!!! But you'll notice that by the time you posted your Echelon thread, everyone had settled down and accepted you. Naturally, I'm your number one fan. I mean, "his".

It would be well worth it to win this prestigious internet award.

You know, we used to have a member called "Myntz" who only ever posted gay, cartoon, animal porn - and on a constant basis, too. He never said a word. And your wink has completely thrown me, damn it!

Of course I did. In fact, I voted for myself twice. Now if only I could remember the passwords to all of my other pseudonyms ..... I could be the biggest and best idiot this forum has ever seen!!!

Have you been Blowing Chunks lately on Off Topic Forum, by any chance? I don't know how you found out that you are one of my chosen few, but ... Thank you. Consider 'that' forum spammed.

Again, somebody edited my post. But as for your boyfriend dilemma, sigh no more, nonny nonny! Check out the post I created just pour vous.

Now. Dearest Torpid, if you want me to believe that you are somehow morally superior, and therefore allow you to encourage me to take the fabled 'high road', you're going to have to stop being such a hypocrite, a sneaky liar, and a rude bitch. Otherwise, I'm never going to respect you enough to let anything you say have any influence on me. As for integrity, OCP has more in his disease infested, blood caked cock than you and all of your sexually frustrated moderators put together. Therefore, your repeated use of the word "integrity" in an attempt at some sort of loaded insult simply won't work with me. Also, I am getting along just fine with several people on the site now, and it's definitely not because of any imagined orders or directions you like to think you have given me. It's become plain to me that you have no real power (especially when it comes to me), and therefore, I'm certainly not going to try to adhere to any of your behavioural 'rules'. But keep making your idle threats. They amuse me. I know for a fact that you have been trying to ban me, relentlessly. Which is why I keep replying to your posts. Because I know how much my presence here bothers you. Sorry. Looks like I am still here. And welcomed by quite a few, at that p.s. Nurse Ratched was the head nurse in the book, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. i'm surprised you're not a fan. The resemblance is uncanny. p.p.s. Don't forget to resort to your natural weakness and ban me! or better, edit my posts, so that nobody will know just how foolish and sad I find you! You have your precious reputation to think of!!!

Please pardon this unsolicited advance. But it's on behalf of my friend, Grizzly (he's having trouble logging in). He heard that you were 'tha onle ghey in tha villuj' and wanted to offer you his company. What do you say? He's the big guy in the back However, If he's not to your fancy, I am yet another straight woman who is weak at the sight of you in sunnies

Anna has a combined ass/pussy. Spread the word.