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OmegaManiac last won the day on February 8 2006

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  1. maybe we should consider the idea of opening up the presidential race to illegals, Hell technically they are the majority so maybe they should be represented as such. assholes.
  2. Sorry but in my experience all of my customers are above average, intellectual giants.Often times I find myself in utter awe and wonderment in the glowing light that is their wisdom and understanding of the world around them. These people make life worth living and I am thankful everytime I get the opportunity to bathe in the lavish glory that is their supergenius................................................................................................. Yeah right they're all retaaaaaded!! I can't think of any particular examples because I make a point of perging them from my memory so as not to send myself into a state of depression that could very likely make me want to dissassociate myself from the so called human race.
  3. The cure all for all I.D.10.T. computer related issues is this....."Sir, or Ma'am, while the power cord is still plugged into the wall, I need you to get a cup of gasoline and place the end of the power cord that attaches to the back of your p.c. into the cup. This will erase any excess I.D.10.T. errors that may be causing you problems." "In fact if you watch the cup closely when you submerge the cord you can see the files being erased in [real time]." Works great for most electronics and small appliances.
  4. Well it seems that everyone is still taking their retard pills. Anyone who would presume to believe that they can run the country is obviously going to be an arrogant son or daughter of a bitch. So you guys can keep on ping ponging with your silly notions that anybody actually cares about "we the pee-ons" meanwhile I will continue to hedge my bets and collect more ammo.
  5. Realizing of course that this thread is not supposed to be about guns as much as it is about whats his fuck and fuckbags like him I have no real problem with stealing some of the soapbox for one more little bit of wisdom. Here goes, The number one reason that EVERYONE should carry guns at all times is..................Knowing that someone you piss off at any given time can very easily blow your fucking brains all over your shoes without even skipping a beat on the way to the grocery store is a great incentive for people to be very polite when dealing with friends and strangers alike.
  6. I think we could toss em all in the ocean without anyone really missing them, think of how happy the fish would be.
  7. O.k. so I ate the shit and told my mom that you told me to. Turns out that eating shit is not good for you, in fact after mommy kicked my ass untill I puked then kicked it some more, she told me that if i kept eating shit then I would surely become one of those assholes that I mentioned before. I sure am glad that she was there to teach me that one. whew.....
  8. sorry, too high brow for ya? I'm just sick of seeing all of these walking houseplants teaching their kids how to be just as retarded as them. It would seem thatthese are the same assholes that go into their kids schools and side with the kid against the teachers, encourage their kids to be little assholes by presenting them with their own abhorent behavior patterns to follow and eventually amplify. You need to display a certain amount of intelligence, social understanding and common sense to graduate from high school, to buy guns, to drive a car etc. Too bad the same is not true for bearing children.
  9. It seems to me that the whole reason that so many "innocent" people(if there is such a thing) get killed by jackasses with guns is simply a lack of education. I say that every kid should be introduced to firearms from a very early age, they should also be taught from this early age the importance of gun safety and respect for the awesome power that they hold in their hands. Demonizing and ignoring firearms and the role they play in our society is a blatant mistake that is quickly becoming the norm. There is no "gun problem" in the U.S. or anywhere else for that matter. There is however a "violent people with no respect for others problem" that is sweeping the globe and will quite likely escalate with the passage of time if we don't take our cue to evolve. A gun is a mechanical tool, a piece of finely crafted art, and a means for many to feed clothe and protect their families. Every man woman and child today should be educated properly on the subject of guns so that there is a common understanding across the board. If ALL people were given equal and legal opportunity to arm themselves along with the proper education that MUST go with such a great responsibility then perhapse there would be less criminal gun related activity. I could go on forever on this subject but if you guys are anything like me you just stop reading when someones rant gets too long winded.
  10. dunno, don't care. I would havestill let her suck and fuck me if the oportunity had been there, but other than that just let dead bitches lie.
  11. you fuckers talk too much and your damn kids probably do too. if you wont just kill yourselves and your children to save the rest of us the pain of having to restructure society every fuckin day to accomodate your retarded asses then please, please, please, abstain from reproductive activities. assholes. Did I mention that your kids are all assholes too?
  12. you could always use temp agencies to staff your joint, then you have a large pool of retards to chose from. also you can get some recruiting done by loaning money to lacal college kids and let them work off the interest at a rate that favors the house. Otherwise steal the competitions employees, thats always good for a laugh.
  13. there ya go! either you will prove them right or you will prove them wrong. are you prepared to know yourself that well right now? consider the consequences young one. College beer and pussy are great stuff and it is easy to let the whole education thing fall to the wayside. consider doing one year at the cheaper comm college with the plan of transfer after you prove yourself worthy of the high dollar school. jackass
  14. suck my fucking cock you bunch of sorry ass t.v.babyslave bitches!!!!!! after seeing how people react to this shit I think I may just have to go on a killing spree, except my weapon of choice with be a combination of parking tickets, utility bills, anti-gun propaganda leaflets, and vhs copies of network t.v. shows. I will use these unlikely implements of death to slowly and methodically kill my patiently waiting victims with a series of vicious papercuts and vhs cassette bludgeoning. This will be a long proccess so I ask you all to make sure that any time you know you are going to be in a large social group, ie. class room, bank, girlscout jamboree, etc. make sure you go to the bathroom first and also try to bring a snack and maybe a crossword puzzle or book, death by papercuts and vhs tape takes a little longer than death by copper jacketed lead being quickly introduced to the brain so just wait patiently and your turn will come. thank you for being the sheep that you are.
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