SKANMAN

tHIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WAS EATING A JAR OF MAYONNAISE AND DIPPING TWINKIES INTO IT. I WENT TO http://WWW.419EATER.COM AND SAW THE FATMAN NAMED SHIVER WAS ONLINE AND HE PM'D ME AND OFFERED ME ANAL, I SAID NO, NOT WITHOUT SOME SAMMICHES. ANYWAY, I WAS IN THAT GEORGI TOWN, AND I WAS PISSED OF BECAUSE A FAT SHERRIFF DECIDED TO STOP ME, LET ME TELL YOU MY LAWYERS WERE NOT HAPPY AND MY IOWA CONTACT WAS ESPECIALLY ANGRY. I JUST ATE A PORK RIND SAMMICH

mY LAWYERS HAVE TOLD ME THAT KONSPIRACY KEN IS NOTHING BUT A HATEUR WHO WILL NOT EAT PORK,HE IS A HATER OF THE FAT LIFESTYLE

Crisco Is Great Stuff, I Shit You Not. Any Shithead Knows This.who Says Raw Bacon Is Bad For You?thats A Bunch Of Bullshit Propaganda Spread By Arabs And Jews,those Crazy Fuckers Refuse To Eat Pork.let Me Tell You,i've Had An Epiphany Eating Pork, The Grease Dribbles On Each Slice. Oh Back To Crisco, Do You Know If You Mix It With Sugar Its Instant Icing?you Can Smear It On Your Twinkies. Crisco Is Also Good For Anal,ilearned That In The Joint.

I Can See That This Place Is Indeed Full Of Hate. You Chucklefucks Will All Be On My Docket Entry, Because Like I Said I Am Going To Document All The Hate That Is Here, I Am Believing This. My Lawyers Will Be Consulted And I Will Let My Iowa Contact Do What He Must

http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THESKAN

THE SKAN INDEED HAS A MYSPACE.

So What Did These Chucklefucks Have To Do To Get An Avatar? Reminds Me Of The Time When I Was In The Joint And I Had To Trade A Little Anal For Extra Bologna And Cheese Sandwhiches.believe Me You I Needed It To Support My Fat Life Style

Many People Here May Be Haters Of The Fat Lifestyle. This Is No Antagonizing That I'm Doing,i'm Just Wondering. Yeah So I Like My Food High Calorie,i Like Snack Cakes Like Twinkies, And I Worship The Fatman From Manchester, Which Is A Whole Other Story. I Swear This Morning I Had Bacon, Cooked Very Rare, Smothered With Mayonnaise And Gravy On A Buttered Roll. So If Your A Hater, Let Me Know Because I'm Going To Document All Hate. Be Warned I Have An Important Iowa Contact. Anyway, Haters Of The Fat Lifestyle Piss Me Off, Like Any Shithead Knows.