While pseudo-gangsters are fucked, the whole of teenage society is even more fucked. In response to Vosak's mention of the "Sexii" incident, I can proudly admit that I am one of the few of my age group that wouldn't fall out of my chair laughing at this. Moreover, another problem among teens these days is extraneous physical contact. I've seen incidents where people slap, hit, and kick each other because they think it's "cool" and "fun". Now pardon me, but if that's cool, I will consider myself "uncool".
A typical teenage application of sentence structure and vocabulary: "I'm gonna like, go to the mall and like see a movie, you know, and stuff like that. Can I like, borrow five dollars, you know?"
Lord have mercy on my sad, sorry generation!