I had a hunch that I should have put "speshul" in quotations... In case someone might miss the obvious misspelling.
Ya ya, you're a fucking genius. Whatever.
You dont want to smack a woman or a child because... Why? Its going hurt their feewings? (BTW thats another diliberate mispelling, so you dont miss it) GOOD. Next time they should know better. Its PUNISHMENT for doing something wrong. Not a negotiating tool. You do not negotiate or get "creative" with bitches that deliberately misbehave or disrespect you to your face. You lay down the law. That is, if you care about them. Otherwise theres no point in being with them is there?
And just because shes the kind of bitch that spits in your face doesnt mean you dont love her otherwise. Sometimes all she needs is a little guidance.