heh, reminds me of that joke:
And Iraqi football player gets spotted by a talen scout and immediately signed to play for Liverpool. After his first game he phones his mother:
"Hey mum," he says over the phone. "It's fantastic in this club, we were losing 5-0 and then I brought us back to 6-5 in the last 5 minutes, the fans went wild... the team loves me, the fans love me... life couldn't get better."
"Well," replies his mum. "I wish I could feel happy for you, but your father has just been arrested for falling in with a bad crew who persuaded him to rob the local post office, your brother has decided to join a gang of hooligans who mug pensioners and rape young girls, and your poor sister has been forced to go on the game, just so we can make ends meet back at home..."
"Oh," the son says. "I don't know what to say mum, I'm so sorry..."
"You're sorry?" screams his mother. "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool!!"