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i saw him in a movie from like 20 years ago, he was a good commedian.

i graduated from high school with a Steve Wozniac.

she gave head to a yach and a horses ball sack while out back smoking crack in the shack. staple my face to the desk while mopping up this mess in the office with a mug as i drink i chug. add to these...

you sure? people used to call me mo so i thought they were saying ay mo. lol, im just trying to make as much sense as all of this.

i knew this girl who typed "i wish my lawn was emo so i wouldnt have to cut it". what the does that mean? is it pronounced a-mo?

whats emos?

you might remember me talking about her, about a year ago or so. i kept talking about how i wish i had talked to her before high school ended. well i found her on another site and weve talked a little. what are the chances of that???

lake coumpounce is a one of a kind amusement park and its the oldest functional amusement park in the north east. so many people that go there say they would have a better time at a six flags or quassy. no, those are small towns, bristol is kind of a small town, the only actual citys in connecticut are like hartford, bridgeport and new haven. bristols population is comparable to that of meriden and west hartford but we are for the most part different from them otherwise. but yes, east hampton, colchester, ect. those are hick towns, different kinds of hick towns. bristol is like 90 percent middle class, everyday, average people. i got neighbors who get drunk off their ass and fire up their chain saw or light off fire works. one of my neighbors has about 10 cars in his backyard, the one on the other side i swear has never done any work around his house. the one behind me i caught one day drinking with his friends, also neighbors of ours, then he got his chain saw out, climbed a big tree in his backyard and dropped one branch on his shed and one branch on his trailer. this is where i live. in high school most of the people were pretty average. but there was this kid who used to put voltage to capacitors in electronics class, they would explode and he got a rise out of everything that exploded, caught fire or could be fired. proud member of bristol fish and game. then this other kid sent a message to our vice principal saying, "this is your bookie, pay up or ill break your legs". then in 9th grade, there was this kid who wouldnt do his work unless he got to sit in this seat that he liked. that was the same kid who later threatened to shoot out the school. i also had this idiot who used to beat me with wires in electronics class, he stopped after i got him a few times. then this other kid used to have this area by some lockers he called the spot. i wasnt allowed at the spot only him and one of his friends, one day i found out where the spot was and showed up, pissed him right off. recently i ran into him at napa. turns out he works there and his uncle owns the locol napa's. i could go on but i think i said enough. lots of real winners here.

dont care much for 2 and 5 but the rest were pretty good.

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come on, i take pride in this site, day da posers.

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i just heard that thousands of years ago people had the o blood type, but when people started migrating around the planet there were more blood types created. now doctors are finding certain blood types mean you should eat certain things. anyone else ever hear this?

i understand, commercial christmas is fun for kids but adults its more of a stressful day. even though christmas is really the celebration of the comming of jesus, who was concived on december 25. the media seems to do a good job at getting people to think they need to spend as much money as possible to get a gift for everyone you know. its kind of a scam.

so this kid at work is like half baked. hes from texas, thats all we knew and he is shot. you tell him to do something then a minute later he says what did you want me to do? then you explain it to him and he just sters at the object like hes trying to register in his mind what to do with it. so we ask him why hes so shot and he kind of acts like we dont know what were talking about. he says he smoked pot twice, but thats it. then one day he says that he used to go mushroom picking at night with his friends at night, every night and then boals the mushrooms and uses that to make coolade with, which he drank all day in texas for years. then one day him and nick, another employee are dring down the road and nick is eating a breakfast sandwich and matt, the half baked guy is like, oh, that stinks, nicks like what are you talking about, it smells good. and matt keeps bugging nick, it smells man, it smells, so finally nick is like dud, just let it go. then after nick finished eating it, he burped and blew it in matts face, matt went mmmmmmmb then puked.