damansgunnakillu

There once was a man he had 3 children. A little girl, A big brother, and a bigger sister. The man wen't out hunting one day. and caught a deer. He killed it and bought it home to have it for dinner. He and his wife were gunna have a little bit of fun with the kids, they decided to make the kids guess what their eating.... So about half way through eating dinner. The Mum popped the question. "Kids do you even know what your eating?" "What isn't this steak? Well what is it? "You have to Guess," "Umm, lamb?" Asked the Brother. "Ok I'll give you a hint. It's what i call your father sometimes," The little Girl hesitated then Had a worried look on her face. Then she burst out. "DON"T EAT IT, IT'S AN ASSHOLE!" I thought of it the other day. Hoped you liked it.

i didn't know photoshop could do animations...

red hot chili peppers-snow

sorry, about it i thought it would be a place for "site talk"

not old enough i'll tell you that

there very good, if only i could write songs like that. i'll make one and send it on sometime. I'm wishing to go on aussie idol sometime. acoustic guitar and lead singer.

I'm just wondering how to get animated avatars.... ohh and how to make them. any help, Thanks.

Grr, I once lived next to neighbours who every single night! Music on high as all hell. Jeez i even got a broken window from a beer bottle they threw at my house. well i was swearing my head off at them... There was even a murder there.

congratulations on getting married. Hope i get married in at least the next few years.

Jeez, my neighbour won't shut the hell up. I'm ready to kill them. >:o I'm wondering whether anyone else has the same problem.

well at least today i know she likes me. Alotta gossip going around so yeah. I guess i could say....SCORE!!!! I'll ask her after the weekend.

uhh, well.... i went up to her started to talk a bit and then she jsut started to invade my "private bubble" i was like "what do you think your doing?" so I simply backed off from the cow. she slapped me then walked off...simple as that i guess...

ok ok, i'll try one of those but lemme tell you i've been slapped more than once...

Thanks, but i'm not sure about the octupus or the bunnies though...

sorry 'bout that happening i guess i would have to feel.... well, put it this way. another suicide is gunna happen in the world....