RoyalOrleans

I would think, TJ would much rather come up here and critique the decorating in my house.

Huh? Did you say something? I had a boob in my ear.

Yes. I would get a big sash that read "Master of the Obvious" for going through with that.

I wonder where one could buy a crown that would fit over TJ's inflated head?

Yes, I am the unabashed troublemaker in all of this. Ohhh woe is me! Yet I was man enough to admit defeat to a superior being of burgeoning homosexual intellect unparalleled in this reality. I know when I have been bested. I cede to you, almighty Lord of the Queers! Enjoy your reign!

I may have started a fight with you TJ, but I ceded victory. Can't you get that through your thick skull? You are the best gay game player ever! I would ask how you do it, but I'd like to keep this conversation friendly.

See how civil you can be when WE bash Muslims. Why can't it always be like this? (tearyfaced) Edited for sarcasm.

I can't speak for my adversary, but I would never threaten a woman with physical or emotional harm.

Prove there was a threat of physical harm! You can't! Maybe I'd show up and treat you to a fukken Orange Julius. Perhaps I'd show up in the effort to sale you some oceanfront property in Arizona. No judge in the land would argue that there was a threat. And if there is one judge to argue that, he's probably in your pocket or a limp-wristed bedwetting statist. It's all subjective, ya big whiner. Your feelings got hurt and now you have to go on a holier than thou tear to prove your balls are normal sized.

How can you not jump to conclusions? The man was a Muslim convert. In my opinion, people convert to Islam when they A) go to jail or B) have a grudge against the World.

And don't wink at me.

Ok ok ok... I am the big instigator over here. Yeah... I perpetually egged you on, TJ. Only because I wanted to make you comfortable with your own homosexuality. It's ok to be gay. Nothing wrong with it at all. Now, tiger, go out and find a man that is your size! You can double your wardrobe!

Aren't we in the Free For All section? If I had made it elsewhere, some one would've accused me of derailment. And how is that threat? I mean, I didn't propose to do you any physical harm. And if I did come to do mental harm, who would you go tell? Your wife? The police? Again, threats are subjective.

I DID TAKE RESPONSIBILITY, YOU MEAT HEADED SH!TSACK! I have said to you, on numerous occasions today, that I have ceded victory to you! I know, I know.... you just can't believe that you won the contest! Believe it now, buddy-boy, you are the uncontested winner of the Gay Games. Enjoy it and don't gloat about it!

You're such a baby. Grow up, little baby.

I ain't your friend, palooka. And the only thing I will admit was my error was acknowledging you to begin with.

Baby. Big baby. Grow up.

And #2, I asked you if you'd rather me tell it to your face. And then I asked your address. If I was actually going through with this, and not laughing about the situation, I'd press you further for information on how I can find you. What you look like or what you will be driving for instance? Threats are subjective. What I deem as a fukken joke, you might get offended.

You're not worth it, TJ. If I go to jail it would be for a far greater cause than proving you wrong.

This is so stupid, TJ. Fukker. Jesus Christ. I am so much above you, but you bring out the worst in me and I sink to your level. There are so many factors, elements, and this and that and fukken everything else to be added to this equation? Such as.... Will I show up? Will you show up? Will you send someone the size of a house in your stead? Will we meet and laugh about the bullsh!t? Will we meet and decide to make out? Will I wear a blue shirt or a red shirt? Will you shave or go scruffy? I mean, there are thousands of possibilities to factor in here. Is it at all possible that you and I agree on the belief that the other is full of sh!t?

So now you say that you made a mistake in saying that? Thank you, TJ. That's all I wanted to hear. Now... we can get back on topic.

Broken record! You harp on one little thing and repeat it ad nauseum. I'm not pissed at all. I happily cede to you, King TJ Lord of all Queers.

So am I. TJ makes idle threats and I reciprocate. It's a viscous cycle. So I will be the bigger adult here and step away from where this is going.

You're like the spoiled brat sitting on the floor sucking his thumb and crying because all of his little toys are broken. Cry, little baby. EPIC FAIL. You should never have enticed me with an email stating that you could best me in an ill-conceived contest with no rules, boundaries, or regulation. I told you that I ceded victory to you in this game, because I don't want to be Lord of the Queers. I mean, that's what you wanted right? To win? You won... be happy with that. Don't be a sore winner! So again! All hail, King TJ! Lord of the Queers!

You're such a child. A full grown manchild. You can't fathom the thought of being disrespected so you twist and pervert things to your own device. Grow up, baby boy.