RoyalOrleans

You ought to get that checked out, M60. Don't fucking fuck with your lower regions.

TOW... is that user title in reference to this week's episode of My Name Is Earl?

Elton John just rewrote the lyrics to Candle In The Wind in honor of Anna Nicole Smith's death. Here's the famous chorus of that song reinvented... And it seems to me you once had a big ol' fat ass and your DNA is that of trailer park trash Glad I never knew you but in the case I ever did I'd cum on your face and slap your depressed kid.

Fullauto has mosquito bite nipples.

Who the fuck is wearing sneakers with their fatigues?!?! If I were there, I'd take that boy's head off and shit down his throat! Motherfuckers!

March is Irish Awareness Month.

That's what I thought. Perhaps we should call you "The Recidivist"?

I think it's great that we gave them the shortest month of the year. Even on a leap year, them assholes don't get a fair shake. Fuck that Gregorian calendar.

Hmmm... detachable breasts? I'm going to go tinker with this idea at the nudie bar.

Crack a book and live up to that moniker.

Yeah... I drive all over a city, delivering my little boxes, and drop deuces in gas station bathrooms, but I ain't no fucking hypocrite. No matter how taxing my day is, it pales in comparison to the tile-laying or whatever the fuck you do.

Ditto. You have to be the dumbest motherfucker ever to post around here.

You're preaching to the choir, ya fucking afterthought.

Sounds like Chicago and Atlanta have a lot in common... losing.

Never opine short of certainty.

Look, Aus-tard, I am not a supporter of Bush, his asshole regime, and I certainly do not like the war we are in. The media focuses on the trivial, however, and we never get to see the good things that might be going on over there. And I say "might be" because to truly see the good in anything, you have to look for it. Screw-ups, hacks, evil-doers, and the selfish are all around us... ain't nothing new there. We've been bitten several times and never been accused of being shy. There is, perhaps, some truth to that. If we are to wage war with the Islamic Fascism, then we need a war-time president. I do not trust any man, woman, senator, representative, mayor, et. al. that has never served in the military or shrugged off duties if so enlisted. I don't know that much about the Australian military to make a judgment call here. When the hearts of men are involved, who have succumb to avarice, lust, and gluttony, reason takes a backseat to emotion. Tell your boys to learn to duck and cover. Basic training. I do not wish any more bloodshed, however it is coming. The world will be overrun with Islamic Fascism and it is up to the Free-minds of the World to wipe them clear off the map... like the Jews of Old. Eat shit, ya dingo-raping shitheel.

While we're at it, no more running mates in the Presidential Elections. The loser must become the Vice President like in the days of our forefathers. Hmmm... maybe not! Al Gore VP to G Dubya? George H Bush VP to Clinton?

I'm glad I quit smoking, but seriously... I hate "Born Again Smokers" who preach at other smokers. It is your body do what the fuck you want with it. Smoke, shoot up, drink, over eat, etc... just don't cry about it.

Looks like specks on the camera lens.

The one thing I miss about smoking; I look so fucking cool doing it.

Yes, they are! They have two turntables and a microphone.

Yeah, I agree with MM. The third image fromt he top. I think the site should have a quote ticker; which pulls random quotes from various threads and posts them on the title / login page.

Be sure to bring plenty of snack cakes, pies, and hero subs.

You shouldn't worry so much about that; it has many, many nicknames all of which give it away upon utterance. Seriously, if you ever come to the States and decide to make Savannah, GA your starting point; let me know. I'll give you the "nickel tour" and introduce you to some great food. There you go again with the phallic observations.

Whew! I was worried for a minute there.