You fixin' to school me, Anna? School ain't all shiny apples and learning, it's almost always leather straps and pain. Listen as I school you...
First of all, I'm not devastatingly handsome. I am more on the side of ravishingly handsome. I mean, shit, you haven't even seen my curl-ups or bread-basket.
Second, all women want to sleep with me. They just don't know it yet.
Is this couple related to the Bovidae family?
Latent homosexuality is comparable to feeling the need to expel a giant shit or so I am told. Unfortunately, for gay men, it gets pushed back in and then they fear the latent desire to decorate or wear sweater vests.
Reminds me of the female Methodist preacher down the road. Insane fucking person, but I'm suspicious of her devilish side. I mean, who in the hell keeps ducks pinned?
I'm sure the husbands decided, "What the hell...", and became butt-pirates on the S.S. Fairylander.
Sounds like women lick twat out of sheer spite of men, rather than from the experiences of hardship. I prefer the latter to the former, because at least there is some fucking emotional basis.
Do you have any factual statistics that my assumptions are inaccurate? I mean, a motherfucker can't go by one's personal experience alone. A motherfucker needs more concrete evidence to be proven wrong.
I stand by my bull-dyke brothers when they say "I love pussy", because so do I. And the trim loves me, but unfortunately there are some that will never find out.
I already think you're pretty cool, Anna. No need to get persnickety.