RoyalOrleans

I think the actual term is Presidentess, M60.

Mike Ditka is spinning in his grave.

Whether the war is justifiable or not, the truth is simple and clear; Men make their own bed and lie in it, children hide beneath the sheets. The military is no exception... it will seperate the fake tough from the crazy brave.

What claim has your piety on my deference?

My hometown is on the banks of Lake Sidney Lanier, Hall County, Georgia... [attach=full]1211[/attach] . .

Happy Birthday, K-man. Maybe you'll get that brain this year.

The acronym FUBAR is American, but it is derived from the German word for "terrible, frightening" which is furchtbar.

Yeah... that Rat or Mouse thread really burned this motherfucker to the ground.

You have friends? There are three cases that would lead a woman to lesbianism... 1. Being too Goddamn ugly to snag even the most repulsing grabastic piece of amphibian shit out there. 2. Having been burned one too many times by some shitheel guy. 3. Attention whore.

You should see the bull-dyke that lives down the road from me! Goddamn... she looks like Pete Rose. She has a bumper sticker that reads "Gyno-American...". Her live-in girlfriend is a tiny waif with hairy legs and pits. In the summer time, she's out doing yard work in her wife-beaters and beneath her arms; hairy wings flap in the breeze. I'm a little skiddish around chicks with more body hair than me. For fuck's sake.

Candidly, Rockyroad, as I imagine you foraging for berries and grubs, and flicking at insects with your sticky tongue, I feel a certain dismay.

Ever gauged the strength of a sphincter muscle? Gabriel's trumpet will produce from the ass of a horse.

You must of fucked up at the interval.

Good for you, RE! Out-fucking-standing. I've stuck with it... even through the blitzkrieg of Christmas... I stuck with it.

FUBAR! The best acronym of all time!

I was just thinking the same thing... maybe I will make a poll.

It is an RO original, however I will consider it public domain if you make a random "R" and "O" in the quote.

I had the K-mart brand rip of the Dick in a Box, called the "Cock in a Case". Now I have a cackling rooster wandering around the yard.

I can't stand Kiefer Sutherland... can't take him seriously for some reason.

Sometimes the messenger should not make it to the destination.

I concur. While some view wealth as subjective to happyness, I've never met an unhappy millionaire. Farewell to the days of the happy, vagabond hobos riding the rails; there is no happy homeless. Money is the reason I wake up in the morning.

In a forum like this, one draws one's menials from a small and brackish pool.

Led Zeppelin I Can't Quit You Babe Ahhhhh... ahh... I can't quit you babe so I'm gonna put you down for a while. I said now, I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a little while. I said you messed up my happy home, Made me mistreat my only child. Yes you did, baby. Oh! Said you know I love you, babe, My love for you I could never hide. You know I love you, babe, My love for you I could never hide. When I feel you near me little girl, I know you are my one desire, yeah. Woaa-a-a-a-h! When you hear me moaning and groaning, babe, you know it hurts me deep down inside. When you hear me moaning and groaning, babe, you know it hurts me deep down inside. Oh! When you hear me holler, babe, you know you're my one desire, yeah.

You mean that you haven't seen Gandhi II?

Consider a haircut, Kid. It looks like your mother fucked a monkey.