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Ohhhhh.... it's my fault! Sure.... blame someone else for your inability to negotiate a washcloth down in the nethers.

I'm still looking for my watch. Let me know when you pass it, TJ.

I own two pistols. One for each of them.

Have you read the Book of Mormon? It's like: Jesus: The Western.

I file hate crimes in the same folder as zero tolerance policies. Zero Tolerance policies are brought to you by government officials who want to escape the hard work of logical thought. Behind every zero tolerance policy you will find a collection of bureaucrats celebrating the fact that they won't actually have to use any common sense to noodle out a problem when the need arises. Zero tolerance policies are the essence of bureaucratic thought, and hence government. Here's where we fukken stand as a nation: chose a straight man to murder, your penalty is less than if you chose a gay man.

I thought it was a metaphor alluding to timejoke's cavernous poop-orifice.

Dale Jr. is a fag, too.

Fag or not. You NASCAR sh!theels seem to refer to Gordon as a fag. I was just playing into that stereotype. [attach=full]2591[/attach]

Georgia State doesn't have an NCAA Division I team. Do you mean University of Georgia? I can't expect an "almost-Canadian" to understand sh!t or shinola about the contiguous 48 states.

I fukken love to wager the spread, man.

Ohhh.... Let's dumb it down even further with talk of NASCAR and how fukken Jeff fukken Gordon is a fag.

You racist!

If I had to pick one of the X-Men (from the movie, not the comic book series), I would be Beast. Beast is intelligent, articulate, and diplomatic. Yet he is feral, strong, and dangerous.

Ahhh.... here is the sh!t that fills Obama's other hand.

Obama can want in one hand and sh!t in the other!

Viet-fukken-nam!

The Government says a lot of things. Some pinko lilly-livered twinkle-toed fairy communist bite on that one, please! I beg you!

I'm one to talk. My Dawgs take on #1 Florida this week. We'll see......

Ditto. The vaccine, to me, are for those susceptible to suffering from an illness. Such as seniors, infants, young children, and pregnant women. The vaccine should, also, be given to those who work with inflicted patients. I'm healthy and I take all of my vitamins. I'll deal with it when I contract it!

Ohhh.... they will die soon enough. The elected frill-seeking politicians want to make sure that they get their vote before they croak!

Testicle Tuesdays are just lovely this time of year. (Psss... mention my name at the door.)

Sweet fancy Moses! Sorry to have missed your birthday thread, Emkay! At any rate, Happy Belated Birthday!

Mizzou sucks hairy ballsacks!