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Hung-the-fukk-over! How old am I again? You'd think I'd learn a lesson or two in that time.

He's half Kenyan right? Running. When he loses, Obama blames his mother's race.

I do have nice voluptuous breasts.

Are you sure that said credit card wouldn't be maxed out from shoe shopping all day?

I'll never ever forget how an exgirlfriend pronounced parmesan, "PARMA-SEE-ANN", to our waiter at the Italian Oven in Roswell. I was totally mortified. Good lay, though.

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Are you related to Tim Tebow?

My dixie wrecked.

I knew it! Let me guess... you'll wear them once, rub a blister on the back of your heel, and throw them in the back of your closet. "They are so cute!" you would say as you clean out the closet. "Maybe I'll wear them today. Ohhh wait! I can't! I remember why I don't wear these shoes! I don't have a matching handbag!".

What you should really take from this story is the true way our Founding Fathers envisioned how this country should work. That is, the vast majority of the power over our everyday lives residing in our state and local governments with our Federal government only being responsible for a very narrow list of items. And why, you might ask, is this so important. Because when a state or local government becomes corrupt: YOU CAN MOVE. This was the ultimate check and balance on governmental power. How can a government be oppressive when it has no one left to govern? And it works no matter which side of the political spectrum you sit on. You think gay marriage is a great idea but your state doesn’t recognize it, move to a state that does. You believe the 2nd amendment guarantees your right to carry a concealed weapon, move to a state that allows that. You think government healthcare is the solution, move to a state that provides it. You think low taxes and minimal government regulation is the kind of place you want to start a business, move to a business friendly state. You see, our Founding Fathers understood that there is no such beast as a "perfect government". They didn’t write the constitution to be conservative or liberal. In actuatlity, based on my interpretation, they created a system that would allow the different governmental ideas to compete within a framework of liberty. As long as a state government doesn’t violate the Constitution, it is free to be as socialist or as capitalist as it wants, with one important restriction, you can’t lock your citizens in or keep other citizens out. You see, if a state government screws up so bad that they ruin the prosperity of the citizenry, the citizens can move to a different state or stay where you are comfortable. When the Federal government screws up, then we are all stuck with the consequences.

Well..... sh!t the bed! How about that? The bully up on his pulpit is ready to dole out judgment upon another, but is afraid to look himself in the mirror. You are a c nt. You are a fat c nt. When you speak, your mouth looks like a c nt. When you walk, passersby think "Look at that walking c nt.". When you belch, your breath smells like a c nt. When you drive, other drivers are astonished by the driving c nt. When you swim, people point and mock "Look at that wet c nt!". You are, quite possibly, the most arrogant son of a b!tch on the fukken planet. If you respond to this you will, by default, admit that you are a c nt. And we all know how you can't keep your c nt mouth closed, so go ahead and prove me right. You c nt. PS: Don't forget to accuse me of being a racist, elitist, socialist like Carter, Obama, et. al. That always goes over so well, because our fellow members have information to the contrary. PSS: You c nt.

Jesus Chirst! If you and I were to meet in person, I would wonder if you ever paused for a breath. Do you completely exhaust your lungs to dole out your drivel and then inhale a breath? Don't give me that "communication" horsesh!t, either, because I know your meaning in every example.

When did you move?

I KNOW!!!! That totally sucked donkey balls, man! There I was watching "Donkey Show 2: Electric Boogaloo" and without notice my PC crashed. (grinningface)

The Tax Foundation has done a study on which states are best suited for businesses ... and those that are set on punishing the achievers. The study ranked the "business-friendliness" of the states' tax systems based on five different aspects: corporate, individual income, sales, unemployment insurance and property taxes. The states with the best tax systems were "business-neutral, broad based, and transparent, and that states whose systems most reflected this ideal were the most competitive." Want to know the states that met this criteria? In descending order ... -- South Dakota -- Wyoming -- Alaska -- Nevada -- Florida -- Montana -- New Hampshire -- Delaware -- Washington -- Utah My home state of Georgia is bordered by Alabama, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Caroline and ... Florida. The Georgia Public Policy Foundation reports that Georgia's business tax climate has become worse .. moving from 27th to 29th in the nation. That's a dangerous trend when Florida, with it's 5th most business-friendly tax climate is just down I-75. The only neighboring state that ranks worse than Georgia would be North Carolina. In the meantime property owners in Atlanta were just hit with a 45% property tax increase. Sh!t.... I might take my shop up to South Dakota, Ali. At least Georgia isn't at the bottom of the list. The states that ranked absolute worse for businesses were New Jersey, New York and California. Hmmmm ... could that be why we see so many people from New York and Jersey in Florida? Fukken carpetbaggers! Now ... speaking of California, perhaps they see the problem and are getting ready to take some action. A commission studying California's tax structure has come up with some ideas: •Repeal all sales and corporate taxes •Flatten the income tax rate •Reduce the tax burden on the high-achievers a/k/a the "wealthy." •Levy a new tax on business net receipts. Democrats are already attacking the recommendations. What's not to like? Well .. right there at the front of the list would be, as the critics present it, letting the "super-wealthy .. off the hook from paying their fair share." Oh how the lefties out there like to use the antiquated "fair share" line, based on nothing more than envious stupidity, on the achievers in our society. In the meantime the producers and high-achievers continue to move out of Taxifornia. The left will never learn.

Check the "Remember Me" box out beside screen you log in from and you won't get the boot.

UGA squeaked by with an ugly win, but a win is a win and I'm not going to complain. LSU visits Athens next Saturday. We can beat them, I have no doubts, but it will be another ugly one. The Falcons lost to the Patriots. I had to turn switch the game over to something else after the 3rd Quarter.

I'm not the world's biggest Tebow fan, but I would be lying to say that I wasn't alarmed.

The Braves are playing great baseball right now, however they should've been playing this way back in May and June. There's still a glimmer of hope, though, and I love our chances.

Ohh... yeah. You're a brazen hussy... what do you need with shoes? You're in bed all the time. You irresponsible vagina.

Facebook will be the downfall of man.

Define run off.

ALL women like shoe stores. Now! Bombard me with instances of women who don't like shoe stores. Not now, though. Ok? Now.

It's been raining, close to raining, drizzling, and hazy all freaking day. No matter... it's college gameday!

Either way, they are delicious!