RoyalOrleans

From the desk of RoyalOrleans... Lethalfind wants to ride Space Mountain. AIG would skewer me with a bayonet in my sleep. SD87, I'd just have to kill her to shut her up. ToriAllen would be a good match with me, however the husband and whole already involved thing gets in the way. Vortex would be a perfect match, if I were into men. My neighbor is a fruit, by the way. I mean queer... you people like to be called queer. Right? tizz... as the old Gunny used to say, "The bitch bit my finger.". TheJenn88 how I wish you were my age and lived in Georgia. I'd invite you over for Bridge and coffee cake. Anna Perenna??? Who the fuck are you? skategreen has a lot of good qualities... probably too good for me. angie has a lot of good qualities... braver than me for bringing a kid into the world.

I hate you already.

As much as I love black people, I have to say that they would not be where they are today without slavery.

Perhaps, my dear SiliconeDragqueen, I'd read more into your posts if they weren't so goddamn fuckin' pretentious.

One of these days, she'll be thanking him.

So was it in the kitchen or in the garage where your parents dropped you on your head?

When was "the most intelligent species" dropped from the human race?

They're so cute at that age.

You have a flare for the obvious, MRIH. Tell us something GF doesn't already know.

If I call someone a gay homosexual, that would be somewhat redundant and cancel each other out. Subsequently making the person a heterosexual. If I call SD87 an atheist-pagan, then that would inevitably makes her a baptist.

This is another deep ocean variety of the viperfish. From the genus Chauliodus, the chaulidous attenionuswhorus . These deep ocean dwellers prey on the minds of impressionable young white girls. The "britneyfish" should be hunted to extinction.

Well thank you very fucking much, Mr. Jacques Cousteau. . Ugly fucker.

Like the shithole, Golden Corral? There's a Golden Corral close to one of my delivery zones and some of the lights were out of the sign. In the dark of the early morning it read; GOLDEN _OR_AL!

Yeah... she's a young grasshopper. If she is not pretentious, I will eat my hat.

So the Terminator movies were pretty dead on...

Nothing like hearing... "Your home is demolished and you're floating on a door down Main Street? Would you care for a Slurpee? Thank you! Come again!" from a Hurricane Hotline Worker. I am so fucking mean.

What are the chances that Oprah is scrolling through GF to see what we're saying about her? If she is, then let me just say this... "Can I hold some ends, my sista? I'll catch ya back on the first, my negress.".

I've never liked Oprah. Never. Until I read this article my opinion of her has changed somewhat. It's good to hear that billionaire megalomaniacs are of good use.

Oddly simian in the face, perhaps the creature is in the midst of evolving.

No question... I'd want to marry Angie... pregnant or not. I get the feeling shes a little hottie.

Let me be the first to say, how sorry I am to hear of your loss. My thoughts are with you Jenn. Peace.

Atheists are beyond belief.

In the woodshed. Care to make a trip out there with me?

Sounds like the male version of my first wife.

Goddamn. It must suck to be you.