RoyalOrleans

Perhaps you should read this book.

Did I mention they were all attached at the hip?

The jury is still out on that one.

Please don't be a dumbass.

I woke up extra early one Saturday morning to take a huge shit. I sat down with the morning paper, a cig, and a cup of coffee. Ahh... relief. To my surprise I was out of toilet paper and I need to do a pre-emptive wipe! I was in mid-deposit when I discovered this. I grabbed around the corner of the cabinet beneath the sink... nothing! I looked around... and around. Finally, I reached for a towel hanging from the rack. I yanked it too hard and the rod flew out of the wall and smacked me in my face! So there I was, ten minutes to seven on a Saturday morning with a bloody fucking nose and a shitty ass that was beginning to feel sandy. So I dabbed my nose with the towel and reached around with the towel to wipe my ass. Needless to say, that towel went straight to the garbage. The towel rod, however, has bloodied it's last nose. I took it and chunked it as far as I could throw into the thicket behind my house. Shit.

A must see... http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/36028/details/

If he were wise, he'd bow out while he still has a shred of dignity. Oh... I've read his other posts. Too late!

I once squeezed off a .9mm round at a camel spider. Splattered the son of a bitch, too. Here's a link to a video of a camel spider, aka windscorpion, feasting upon a lizard. http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=BY9Cc-13Ubk

I would ban you, GF_fan, but you and your ilk are awfully fun to fuck with.

What the fuck is a fuckin' meecrob?

Is this what counts as constructive criticism these days? Jesus Christ!

That is the suckiest suck that has ever sucked and I've seen a lot of things that have sucked before, but this by far sucks the most.

What is this Off Topic Forum, but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek and their brats roll around on the floor with their dogs. Victory is not theirs, SuckBBs-shitbreeders.

I voted that I was the "Marlboro Man". However, I just quit smoking. I had that stigma, though. I always had a cig dangling from my lip... got kind of old and kind of sick. When I smoked I hated non-smokers. Now that I have quit, I have a better perspective.... I hate everyone.

As long as she's got big tits.

Well... I like to have my cock sucked.

This ol' cheap bastard will chip in as well, but I want to stay green as well.

I would expect no less of a thought from a man in a bowtie. Farrakhan can suck my large Irish white cock.

This is my summation of the events surrounding the disappearance of Natalie Holloway... First of all, she met the freaky-deeky dutch boys. They partied and the dutch fucks laced a drink, forced her to take, or she took it on her own freewill some xtc or similar drug. She sucked the white boy's cock. The black boys got jealous and gave her some more drugs, forcibly or free, so they could get their cocks' sucked. Second, she overdosed and fell into a comatose state. They freaked. So Van Der Sloot phoned his pop, who is a lawyer, on what to do. He told them to ditch the body... throw it out to sea or whatever. Finally, the dutch fucks tossed her cum-filled mouth first into the water and then the rest of her. The End. OR... She was sold into a white slavery ring. --- If Natalie had been a straight C student, black, and middle class... we'd never have heard of her. Fucking cunts in the media.

Why should I go out for hamburgers when I got a steak at home?

The newsucks500.com Admin, ladies and gentlemen.

Can we find a new "head up the ass" photo to post? I swear the damn thing is in every other Pisspot post.

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

Right arm! If I had a nickel for every time the thought, "I'm doing this for college." I'd be a hundredaire. In fact, while I was sitting in the hot fucking desert with my M16 in my hand and covered in fatigues the thought crossed my mind three times. I knew what I had signed up for... I "manned up" so to speak. I think a lot of people need to "man up".

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