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I believe the angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the heat of the beat of the meat.

I'm a manwhore. What more can I say?

More than once... with three different gals... Pat on back.

I heard that poem on that Extreme Home Makeover show last night. You know, that Ty Pennington twit needs to have that bullhorn of his shoved up his candy-ass! Yes, I watched the show. Girlfriend now remember?

As a matter of fact, I did. Yes, I did.

We're not very nice, Deadgirl. Hope you brought plenty of tissue.

Good luck to you, Msixty!

Yeah! This fishing trip was all of a sudden... in fact... I found out TODAY! Thank the Great Goombah that I have eleven days of vacation left. It'll be cold on the lakes, I'm sure. I've got Evan Williams to keep me warm.

I'm a vulture like that.

Fellow Mods and Premium Member Crew, I will not be able to get online for the next six days. I've got to work tomorrow and afterwords, my hot date! Yes! Sunday thru Thursday, I will be on vacation. A fishing trip up to Northern Minnesota. Going to do some walleye fishing in the land of 10,000 Lakes. I will return, more than likely, on that Friday. However, I might be too damn tired to do anything other than lay like a lump on the couch. So, I'll make my triumphant return on Saturday. I'm not abandoning my post and look forward to more bashing and mongering on GF. I'll be online a little while tonight. Until then... keep your friends close and your enemies in a bodybag. RO.

There is that whole lay with beasts thing.

I'm Boo, the dashing young hunk on the right. Primary Military Specialty: Drink Beer Secondary Military Specialty: Shoot at rats.

Me next! Me next! Do me!

I know! I know! I can't wait! She's in my Top Ten list yet still so unattainable.

. You and eddo should really leave each other alone. .

I feel the need to feed. I'm hungry... actually .

This thread smells like chicken.

Thanks. I found it in a Google search under the keywords, "Screw off".

So he allows horses's to stomp his feet, in return he sucks them off? What a sad little man he is.

In a biblical sense, I had to.

I was wondering how in the hell these crabs had eyebrows and smelt of tequila.

Hold you horses there, Komrade! The crabs have syphillis and now I have both. She needs to take these nasty little bastards back NOW!

Ok... I have a question, Madame Tizz... Last week, you gave me crabs. Would you like them back?

The internet.

I say the younger the better. Kidding. Who knows? People mature much differently than one another, ie girls faster than boys, et.al. I should say eighteen because they become legal, in my state, to purchase cigarettes at that age. And what better way to ring in the age of consent than to fire up a carton of Pall Malls?