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RoyalOrleans

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Everything posted by RoyalOrleans

  1. I'll believe that when it happens... if it happens.
  2. The biggest problem, that I see, is the impoverished wretches are that way because they are lazy. Plain and simple... point blank. Let them wallow in their cesspool.
  3. The receptionist's name is Julie... and the wind cried Julie. I asked her out. Point blank. I had nothing to lose. I wanted to know if she would be at all interested. She said yes and we're all set to go out Saturday. Did I mention to you all that she's hot? I mean, real hot. Why she'd want to go out with a hillbilly like me, I'll probably never know. What I do know is, she dresses smart and sexy. She has nice boobs and a great can. And I plan on groping the shit out of her. Kidding.
  4. Ok... errr... Don Dokken wants about three more bucks to support his Gummi Worm habit. Dokken is hard rockin'!
  5. I once saw the Great Goombah eat a homeless person.
  6. If I can make your day again, let me know. I know where Canada is.
  7. If I've told you people once, I've told you all a thousand times! It's a Garter Snake of Hot Luvvin'! Geez!
  8. How can you walk away gangsta lean? I thought you could only walk towards someone.
  9. That's fine with me. Open fucking season on this tool.
  10. Since the price of gasoline is so high, me next suggestion would be hot water and bleach.
  11. Now that's funny right there! I don't care who you are!
  12. We're aware of it, PW. Too much trouble and not enough fun.
  13. If I trail off, it's because my signature is mesmorizing me. Anyways... Normally I wouldn't defend Tizz to anyone, unless I agreed with her on a particular topic, however this grub was assaulting her. I felt that it was my duty to step in and defend a Premium member, though she was doing just fine on her own. In the interest of GF, always.
  14. Look, ya'll. I kept editing his posts because it was a lot of this... FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER i WILL RAPE YOUR MAMA WITH A FUCKING SPOON AND MY FAT COCK IN YOUR SISTERS ASS. He need tweeked, then he needed Boxed, and now he's Banned. Fucko.
  15. Well, I've known this gal for a year or so now. She and I converse a whole lot, but I never can talk for long. I'm thinking about asking her out, but I think she may be out of my league. Not that I couldn't get a girl like her, but she's on a different echelon.
  16. I'm new at this modding thing. I'm a dubious motherfucker, PW, but this is one medium I must master before death takes me.
  17. Overfiend and Royal ASS Wipe Orleans
  18. I jerked off to "Get Off" a few times.
  19. I just love my signature. So I made an unnecessary post!
  20. Man... You're a feller after my own heart, brother. Semper Fi!
  21. That fucking fuck! Pissed me off! I don't know why this CAPLOCKER got on my nerves, but somehow this guy did. Whoa! That was my first REAL moderator act.
  22. He's gone, tizz.
  23. Not to step on any toes or anything, phreak. This motherfucker was preying on my last nerve. Just a dumb tool with a CAPS LOCK complex. I had to ban him. NEXT!
  24. Ever see Gone In 60 Seconds? Yours will be even quicker, fucktard.
  25. You are one step away from being a goner, Over. You're being a dumb fuck and we like smart fucks here.
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