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If you got a beef, OralFiend, address it to me.

Watch it, OverFiend.

You seem like the type that can pound some beer. I love beer.

Are you sure about that?

Last Friday I was hustling and bustling in the hopes of getting enough done so that I wouldn't have to work Saturday morning. It paid off, too! Anyways, there is this particular office that I deliver to every three to four days. There is this sexy little receptionist working there and just as personable as can be. She's like half Laos and Caucasian (Dutch-Irish, I think.) and has an incredible body, good teeth, and long black hair. A living, breathing testimony that God does exist and She's a lesbian. I usually stop and talk for a couple of seconds, but Friday afternoon I had a few extra minutes. So she and I talked and talked for like three minutes (an eternity in the express delivery game.). I knew I had to hit the road, but I saw an opportunity to throw in this corny joke I heard on an episode of Wings several years ago. So I said, "Well... back to the ol' saltlick.". She quickly responded, "Saltmine", and I retorted "Salt your what?". I thought it was funny.

I had no clue who this sucker was until I read the article. Who the fuck is he?

Prince had his moments, but I'm not a huge fan. My ex-wife, however, is from Minneapolis. She finds Prince's music intoxicating and can sing every word from every song.

I have more feeling for smashed cockroaches.

I suspect you to be a terrible stutterer, I would lose my patience before you screeched "help" out.

I have no compassion for idiots.

Punk is perhaps one of the WORST music genres EVER. I don't know which is actuall worse the music or the fucking tatooed bastards that churn that rubbish out. For me, and I am just speaking for myself (A person with good taste in music.) a band, a man, a person, a group needs talent. They need to be able to draw me in and maintain my attention. For example: John Coltrane has talent and is a capable of holding my attention, soothing my mood, and has class and dignity. On the other hand, Johnny Rotten is a vile limey cocksucker with no talent, no diginity, and his music insights shit-filled hate fests and moshing. The Sex Pistols and their ilk are an insult to true talent. "Yeah... I can bang three chords out on my guitar and spew vodka all over the front row audience. I'm so cool.".

I hate other forums. Period.

With my ex-wife, I starred in several. Let's see... there was Splendor In The Ass, Forest Hump, Chew On My Spew, and The Bitchfuckers Guide To Analaxy.

And idiots never know that they're idiots.

I bought gas yesterday. Am I going to Hell?

Then we could all go back to your house for egg salad and hand jobs. In a perfect world, perhaps.

Taken about a year ago, leaving a disastrous Braves game.

What me uneducated? Thats unpossible.

Where's the love? Don't I get to be immortalized in builder's little game?

Come to Downtown ATL and see Ghetto Fabulous first hand.

Just an idea I had. I used to belong to a forum that used a similar system before the radio show was canceled.

Rap or Hip-hop or whatever the fuck they are calling it these days. Followed by most new rock and roll... Creed and similar bands are just freaking horrble. I don't like a lot of new Country music and absolutely loathe Toby Keith.

How about creating a GF store? Not to purchase t-shirts or coffee mugs, but a store to purchase special privelages with Rep Power as the currency. Or you can exchange X amount of rep for X amount of rep dollars so that you may purchase items from the store. Here are a few ideas of what the store could offer... No more 25 posts to get an avatar, make newbies purchase it so that they would have to make posts that are substantial. A larger avatar, not exceeding 100x100 for Pioneers, etc only Illuminate Usernames Custom Titles Give a Custom Title Ability to post pics for a limited time. Ability to Idiot Box a particular member Buy access to FAPS to use in the Piss Pot forum. A GF email account More PM privelages. Perhaps some special permissions only for the Premium Members? Just an idea, a thought. Please elaborate on it if you all like. Thanks for your time. RO

This is what makes you cool nowadays; beating someone to death and wearing XXXL t-shirts and baggy jeans? For street cred, I guess. I hope these ******s are caught in a violent shoot out, ending their short meaningless, worthless, shitty existence. This fucking pisses me off. These young soldiers are heroes; serving our country and protecting our interests. And these fucking ******s beat them down and seem to take pride in it. Fuckers. No respect. If I had the opportunity, I'd line each of these ******s up in a row and put a shotgun shell through their monkey skulls. Motherfuckers!

Not that anything is going to happen here in the ATL, but I'm going to keep my guns close to ward off looters.