RoyalOrleans

Fuck Directory Assistance! This cunt gave me a wrong number!

Hey, it's Rick James! Bitch! Hardy-fucking-har! Go to hell, but on the way stop and get me a beef-n-cheddar from Arby's.

What pisses me off... - Guys named Morfos. - Guys named Morfos. - Guys named Morfos. - Guys named Morfos. - Guys named Morfos. - Yellow bandanas.

It's easy to "1-up" stupid morons. Just look at the assfucks that post here.

In response... Marijuana... Who the fuck cares? I don't. Could there be a more harmless drug? Cocaine... Again... who cares? What a grown man does behing closed doors is his own business. I used to have an addiction. Heroine... Who am I to judge? Who are we to judge? Use it, abuse it... who cares? If you're dumb enough to get addicted to the shit, then you're dumb enough to die from it. Prostitution... Again... who cares? If a woman wants to wear out her vagina for money, that is her own will. Handguns... stay legal. for I have many. Assault rifles... I'm too lazy to gut, slice, and dice my own deer. Can't an AK-47 do it for me? Abortions... only in the case of incest or rape. As a form of birth control, deal with the consequences. DUI: As having a DUI on my record, I'd have to say no. Do not legalize DUIs. Bombs: This is fucking stupid. Of course not. Crystal Meth: Who the fuck cares what a grown person does with their free time?

I'm sure the man has hear "go fuck yourself" enough. How about something original like "go fuck a scab covered cunt." or something to that effect.

I heard he's got the biggest schlong in the world, however it grows inwards.

What makes you think its enormous?

I've got a fantastic idea! Ask the fucking students what they want to learn! Kids now-a-days are a lot more informed than my generation and the previous, they know what they want to do better than some stuffed shirt legislator or a group of assholes on an internet forum. Let the children decide for themselves... if half want to learn about evolution let 'em... if the other half wants to learn about creationism... let 'em. I spent, what felt like, an eternity sitting in my desk wondering "What the fuck use will algebra do me in the future?". Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Zero. I have not used it to this day, but I have applied every fucking vocational skill I learned after graduation. The only thing that interested me aside from working with my hands, was History. A lot of fucking good it did me, too.

What the fuck is this post about? A nun? A grandmother? AIG's unshaven legs?

Goddammit, people. Stop sucking the teet of this Maddox guy. He's entertaining, however he's just another fucking prick with an opinion to blog. For Christ's sake stop beating it. Even Maddox would agree.

Pulled a barber shop's pole out of his ass and wrote all over it. How the fuck do you think he made the poll? A mod does as a god does, only more hellfire and damnation shit.

Bertha was the name of my ex-wife's grandmother. She was the very pinnacle of integrity and scruples, but could drink a crew of sailor's under the table. Fiona... ehhh... horrible name. Tonya... every Tonya or Tanya I've ever known has been fat. Still I've bone a few. Fat chicks need love, too. Francesca... I knew a Frannie back in San Diego early 90's, she worked at a truckstop. Didn't stop me from tapping her. Olivia... don't know any Olivias. But did you hear what they found in Olivia Newton's john? Gomer's pile.

I knew a stripper named Genesis. Hell of a dancer and made the best skillet fried corned beef hash from a can I have ever had. EVER.

Well... of course not. The only other Vito I can think of, is Marlon Brando's potrayal of the Don Corleone in the Godfather. Vito was his given name... Vito Andolinni to be exact.

Hmmm... a big fat Italian man on the Sopranos is named Vito and in one episode he was found in a parking lot blowing a security guard.

Well if you repeat a lie long enough, suddenly it becomes the truth.

Jack and I are fairly close, but I hang out with Evan Williams these days.

Toss some? A salad? Do you prefer grape jelly or syrup?

shudder

I can't see some high school snot-nosed prick getting paid 4.50 an hour to check every fuckin' ID that comes through.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You should get an avatar after facing the Cloister of Trials.

I think radical islamic terrorists are the culprits, however I voted for Tom Cruise. Why? I don't like Tom Cruise.

Fuck my isolation and my aversion to my neighbors. I only have one drinking buddy, ya know! Gawdammit.