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  1. RoyalOrleans
    Fuck the Man and the Horse he rode in on.
  2. RoyalOrleans
    Hey, hey, hey!! I've been using the same corncob for sixteen years now! It's been to Iraq and back with me. It was with me the day I nailed that muslim fuck with my sidearm.
  3. RoyalOrleans
    Are you out of your fucking mind?
  4. RoyalOrleans
    No. I am covered in moles from head to toe.
  5. RoyalOrleans
    Errrr... A plebian is a simpleton, a commoner.
  6. RoyalOrleans
    Plebian! Godammit! Did you not read my description of the thread?
  7. RoyalOrleans
    Greetings and salutations! The purpose of this thread is to use a song that would best describe how you feel on whatever day you happen to post. Include a line or two from the song if you like or a link to the full lyrics. I'll kick it off... Born Under a Bad Sign - Albert King Wine and women is all I crave A big legged woman is gonna carry me to my grave Born under a bad sign I been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all
  8. RoyalOrleans
    Are you out of your fucking mind? Give me yours first!
  9. RoyalOrleans
    This is what I heard from my friend Dwayne last weekend, Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.
  10. RoyalOrleans
    In the Dirty South, we call them holy rollers.
  11. RoyalOrleans
    I'm in the closet right now. Now I'm out of the closet. Back in, out, in, out, in, out.... I can't make up my mind. Do I wear the black polo or the white UGA polo? My hair looks like shit today. Perhaps I'll stay in the closet all day.
  12. RoyalOrleans
    Yes, I am. Too fucking cheap to go out... instead staying in this evening cracking a few beers, sup with my dog and cat, and watch ESPN. I prefer to unleash the cold... (Coors Light).
  13. RoyalOrleans
    I guess Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gang won't be visiting there this fall.
  14. RoyalOrleans
    Though I barely knew you, Gentlehomo, I feel you and I had nothing in common. Rot in peace.
  15. RoyalOrleans
    Fuck Cedric the Entertainer! Unfunny fat fuck!
  16. RoyalOrleans
    Fuck people who don't know that He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky
  17. RoyalOrleans
    Was that stupid? Or was that stupid?
  18. RoyalOrleans
    Hey, hey, HEY!!!! I'm a HILLBILLY! Goddammit! A HILLBILLY!
  19. RoyalOrleans
    Next time, try dipping masturbating with a cheese grater and clean yourself up with a gin soaked rag.
  20. RoyalOrleans
    Do you even read the posts?
  21. RoyalOrleans
    I never said that I enjoyed watching.
  22. RoyalOrleans
    I found this link... http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/simmons.html Goddammit! This is funny! I mean fuh-nee!!!
  23. RoyalOrleans
    The only problem with being white, to me, is that I don't get enough white chicks. If I were black... perhaps I could get me a fine honky-bitch.
  24. RoyalOrleans
    Fuck you, AIG! The point of this thread is to throw out some quick vents without bogging down the forum with needless threads with little response! So fuck you fucks that don't fuckin' get this fuckin' thread. Fuck.
  25. RoyalOrleans
    Fuck The Doors! Sorry ass band.
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