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RoyalOrleans

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  1. I've found taking a shit in her purse and raping her dog a sure way to lose a girl.
  2. There is no such thing as a bad piece of ass or a bad blowjob. Unfortunately, there are bad women who is attached to that man-pleaser and ass. I've found this all too often in my exhaustive attempt at humiliating every woman I have intercourse with.
  3. "Stupid TV! Be more funny!" - Homer
  4. I vehemently concur, fullauto. Good response. Though we may stay on good terms with the country, the alliance would be completely one-sided because of the pride of Castro. I f the Mid-Eastern powers were to align their forces, we might see peace for a while. However extremists and old nationalists would soon become all too common and would vie for power and land with the Alliance.
  5. Sex complicates everything and so does malcontent and warmongering. The first thing I found out about my two exwives were our incapability to agree on anything. From there the problems unfolded and got complicated. Finally it ended in divorce, claiming "irreconcilable differences". I will elaborate more on this later... right now exhaustion has taken me.
  6. No... fuck you! Eat my shit.
  7. If I'm ever in the frozen state of Alaska, lost in the boreal forest, and found you with a troop... then yes... I'd ask for a light.
  8. Absolutely brilliant, Cynthia. I wonder if you'd mind if your boyfriend didn't wear protection and knocked you up or transmitted an STD to you? Would you get all pissy and whiny then?
  9. Now you know how I feel about you. Welcome to Pissville, asshat!
  10. Fuck the ICP.
  11. Errr... domo arigato Mr. Roboto.
  12. My name is Irish and means "champion".
  13. No... why don't you.
  14. The steroids and hormones that they inject into the chicken, I so richly enjoy, has made my penis grow three inches. Thanks Chicken!
  15. I hope you learn how to close out tags before you're thrown in the Idiot Box.
  16. I hate non-smokers because they never have a light on them.
  17. I say fuck those people that say you suck because you just want to rock out to Styx.
  18. Fuck Hurricane Dwight... err... Dennis... yeah that fucker!
  19. Fuck those fucking fuckers! All of them.
  20. To be quite honest, I know a vegan (a very annoying little bitch to boot) and her family is very well off. She looks and smells like a walking tofu stick. Oh... I'd nail her but I'd have to cork my nose. I'm afraid that if I were to make here sweat, she'd smell like boiled asparagus.
  21. Fuck you! No, not you! That guy standing over there.. not him. The guy behind him... yeah! Him. That fucker.
  22. "People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine." - Moe Szyslak
  23. "Please do not offer my God a peanut." Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
  24. Fuck sunburns and the itchy peeling that follows!
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