RoyalOrleans

"Ya know me, Marge! I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming."

Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.

Must've been from this... .

Most vegetarians looks so much like the food they eat they can be classified as cannibals.

I'll give it to Jesus, he's ripped.

Homer: No TV, no beer makes Homer go something, something... Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! Blahhhhhhhhh!!!!

I'm bored. I created this thread to post your favorite Simpsons quotes, whether by the family or by one of the many characters. My personal favorite is the Comic Book Store Guy "But Aquaman, you can't marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds."

They are both as real as anyone wants them to be. My money is on the Predator. This decision is based solely on that SMART laser weapon on his shoulder. Sweet!

Though I'm a native Georgian, I used the moniker RoyalOrleans here at GF. I don't know what made me decide to use the name, but I am a huge Led Zeppelin fan.

Fuck Robin Williams! Unfunny fuck!

I'm a Mason, my father is a Mason, and my grandfather is a Mason. I also belong to the local BPOE (Benevolent Protectors of Elk), like the Royal Order of the Buffalo a reason to get together and drink.

No, the character is not offensive. Then again, I'm white and I doubt I could ever be swayed to differ. I will say this, for those of that speak and read Espanol, that little monkey sure is funny!

Come talk to me after work, I've got some brochures.

Albinos are hard to care for and they shit on everything. I usually leave some old Newsweek magazines lying on the floor hoping it'll do it's business upon them. Also, they are hard to feed. Very finnicky eaters, albinos are. Mine, who I call "Casper", only eats the blue diamonds in Lucky Charms.

Back during the Gulf War, I always rode "shotgun". However, shotgun was manning the 50 Cal turret on the M1. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

...and most Native Americans are immune to the effects of poison oak/ivy.

I'm sure its fine and dandy for the Christians to insult the Muslims. Why not? Next to Judaism, Christianity is the oldest of the monotheistic faiths to survive into our time. Older brothers should always bully their little brothers. To be quite honest, who the fuck cares? Is it the end of the world because little Johnny wants to call Akbar a homo? I don't think so. There are bigger problems in the world, nation than a Christian/Muslim argument. Move the fuck on with your life. Just because you're different than the status quo does NOT give you the right to flaunt your belief that your religion is better than anothers. You're no better than the Christians, that you say, insult you because you're Muslim. Celebrate diversity, yes, but keep it to yourself. Seriously, I used to tell people I had mono. As it turned out, I was just really bored.

I'm still wondering why people worship an intangible entity. At least with an idol, it's right there in front of you. The real subject of this thread should be, Why Do I Ask So Many Stupid Questions?.

Not to mention, Alec Baldwin is a pussy. He has NEVER made a descent film or has NEVER been a box office draw! His brother Stephen is a retard... he followed up The Usual Suspects, which was a fabulous movie, with Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore. Daniel Baldwin had a recurring role on Homicide: Life on the Streets and that is all I can recall of his work. William Baldwin hasn't done shit since Backdraft. So in conclusion, never trust what a Baldwin has to say. They are a desperate lot and will stop at nothing to make money.

Boiled with Hollandaise sauce.

Funny ha-ha, not funny weird.

Those silly Frenchies!

You read way too many comic books.

Я себя не смог сказать его более лучше.

There are asshole cops out there, but for the most part I give them respect. They work for shit, work horrible hours, and have to take shit from cocksuckers like ZMAN and his low-life ilk. Concerning the video, I wish it had been in better quality and where I could see the bitch squirm! WHEN A COP TELLS YOU TO HANG UP YOUR PHONE, YOU DO IT OR GET TASED!