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I'm sure the officer feels the same about you. I hope to see you on COPS someday getting tased, ya' fucktard.

84. Tom Mesereau is an ugly fucker!

I heard that Saddam Hussein is trying to get his trial moved to California, claiming that he's popular enough to be acquitted.

79. God doesn't love you. 80. Taking a dump is not the same as leaving a dump. 81. When someone says to you, "Grow up!", simply reply "Maybe later.". 82. A gut from eating too much is shameful, a gut from drinking beer is a source of pride. 83. Cheap beer should only be consumed from a can.

Hey! If you want to commit a felony and get away with it, then move to California.

Just trying to get a rise out you people.

I would have to say I'm more on the Upside of the Schwartz, than the Downside of the Schwartz.

I found his page back in 2003 when I did a search for Matrix movie reviews. I've been of the same opinion, all of the Matrix movies are allegorical representations of pure and simple boredom.

Everyone knows that Christopher Reeve is the current Lord of the Underworld and preceded by Pol Pot.

What in the blue hell are you talking about?

Satan and I are very good friends. He and I karaoke every Wednesday night together down at the Hole.

57. Coke tastes best when snorted off a hooker's ass. 58. Ass-fucks should cost half price with a hooker. 59. Catherine Zeta-Jones is Welsh-Irish, not Hispanic as she appears. 60. Fingerbanging your mom's best friend doesn't make you a man, but spooging semen all over her face does. 61. Bees sense fear.

We will have peace in this country when Bush is dangling from a gibbet for the sport of crows. As far as I am concerned, the people of Iraq do not deserve to be free. All they have ever known is tyranny and oppression. Who are we to take away their Allah-given right to live in fear? They are not grateful, they are not kind to Americans, and they will never be free. The US needs to cut its losses and pull out. Fuck those fuckin' camel jockeys... we have enough problems over here in the USA.

49. Alwys grudge-fuck an ex. 50. Locomotion requires a half-drunken, insane Mexican. 51. Never bring coupons on a first date. 52. Arson is fun for the whole family. 53. Arm yourself; words can't penetrate kevlar. 54. Trust in God, believe in Satan. 55. Shooting fish in a barrel is futile, but fun.

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32. Or anything Tizz has to say.

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31. Do not believe everything you read.

22. Multiple orgasms are a myth. 23. Even though the grass may be greener, stay in your own fucking yard! 24. Queers, faggots, fruits...whatever...they prefer to be called pansies 25. When life throws you lemons, return fire! 26. Do not expect a gal to put out on the first date, that's what second dates are for. 27. Always keep pennies, nickels, and dimes in empty milk jugs. 28. Never fall asleep or she may fall in love. 29. Learn to speak an obscure or dead language, then you can virtually curse anyone out. 30. Beware of the penguins.

6) Never pay more than twenty bucks for a lapdance. 7) Never wear Brut cologne or any of its bi-products. 8) Be happy when you bite into one of "those little hard things" in a hamburger. 9) Never judge a book by its movie. - JW Eagan 10) Never eat yellow snow. 11) Beer goes good with anything!!!

... or the sharpest tool in the shed.

I love it when folks say or write "per say", like their some lilly-livered French cocksucker on a ballgagging tour of Japan. How's that for animal?

What a freakin' tool! .

How about now?

Wow! This is an unbelievable post! What grade are you in, Outlaw? Seventh? Eighth? Well, you write like a tenth grader! Kudos! Allow me to pose a question to you, Mr. Outlaw, how can you attribute all smokers as "washed up rejects"? Enlighten me, cocksucker.