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RoyalOrleans

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  1. My favorite was the first one, the box transformer!
  2. Fuckin' A!
  3. Great more Dungeons and Dragons geeks living in their parents basement for a score or two. I shouldn't say anything about DnD, because a few soldiers and myself killed time in Iraq by playing DnD. I'm such a nerd.
  4. Ohhh... I'm not doubting the validity or the hysterics of the article. However, I posted a link to this site a while back in another post a while back. Older post!
  5. Allow me to restate my gracious comment to our friend, SCOOT OFF THE LEDGE. It should've read, "Ladies and Gentleman, this guy has never had a happy ending at an asian spa.".
  6. Excellent copy/paste job from this link.
  7. Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of NBC.
  8. Oh yeah... I shoot it in her mouth. Open wide for some baby batter!
  9. Well I was a little peeved when I found out my "Support Our Troops" ribbon was made in China. Though I shouldn't be upset with the Chinese, it's not their fault. I should blame the internet.
  10. RoyalOrleans

    War

    Ohhh! War is an enemy to all mankind, The thought of war blows my mind. War has caused unrest within the younger generation. Induction then destruction...who wants to die? Ohhh!!!
  11. Yes! I once hit a man so hard, for cutting me off, his front teeth went through his lip. The second and last time I went to jail.
  12. Too much truth in Mr. Pink's "anti-gratuity" rhetoric.
  13. I rarely tip. To me you folk are doing your fucking job. I deliver packages in a little brown truck and I never get tipped. Sure I make more money than the average waitress, but don't bellyache to me when junior is hungry. Learn to fucking type. For that reason, I eat out once a blue moon and the local restaurants are a better place.
  14. How long did it take you to come up with that handle?
  15. NASCAR JUNKIE... do you realize why it's called the Winston Cup? It's not so named for their love of fine porcelain dinnerware.
  16. Then keep your roody-poo candy ass in the city, you fucktard. And stay there! Come to the country... ...and you'd better run for your fucking life, you ignorant spook.
  17. Even though the Silmarils drove the Sons of Feanor crazy, I'm staying out of this discussion. Stupid Oath of Feanor.
  18. Not it's not, hippiedevil. Fun has been bought by Disney and repackaged as "magic", look it up.
  19. Don't give me those "Math-letes" bullshit conundrums. I hated math.
  20. I was going to say that.
  21. Did you ever see the episode of South Park concerning stem cell research and Christopher Reeve?
  22. Ok... here's a topic: Duran Duran is neither a Duran or a Duran. Discuss.
  23. ...heh! Well let me get back to tossing babies out of skyscraper windows.
  24. That was about as funny as a train load of dead babies.
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