Vortex

i dont know if i should feel touched or pissed off...... either way im crying..... I love you Jhony....a stupid bastard is a terrible thing to waste......... i need a tissue...

YES! someone made me laugh today outloud.... its always a good day when that happens....the heavy petting thing... PRICELESS!!!

oohhh Jhony...you are soooo cute....If only you werent in the closet id fuck the living crap out of you... but seriously...you have had some extensive research into what gay people do in the bedroom havent you. Here i thought it was a close guarded secret to what us fags do in the bedroom. A fart does get me going....oh man, im rock hard just thinking about it at this moment....and im fingering myself thinking about you right now...... ok back to reality....i guess being normal is visiting a place where i could be totaly free from who i really am and bashing someone elses life with no fear of caring if you hurt someone elses feelings...... Dude...you should be a rap star.....you would toooootaly make it. Cmere and give dady a kiss...

nope...just because you think you are hot...doesnt mean everyone else does Hey we have something in common.....but im curious, what kind of cum do you drink? i heard that if you eat certain kinds of food it tastes differently...since i dont eat it and you eat any that isnt infected id love to know what they taste like man i hear ya, the dandelion is quite all the rage....weeds huh? most fags i know keep the shit clean (pardon the pun)...but ill paint you a picture....it looks exactly the same as all the straight porn out there where the dude cornholes the chick.....comprende? shrug i dunno...i cant speak from experience....so you tell me how your dad felt from behind...id love to know, we could even write a story on a sleazy online story fetish forum somewhere....it would be quite hot....

Myself...I enjoy a good filet or prime rib Medium Rare....unless the cut isnt that great and there is too much fat...then a happy Medium... But throw on the Aj Ju.....Moist is always good!!!! ps...must come with potatoes....

I have met very few actually bi-sexuals....Most of those who "claim" bi-sexuality never ever seem to look at the opposite sex......For most its just a cop out of not comming out so they can keep their "straight cred".... whooopie....I have met a very small handfull of people who look at both sexes in the lustful sense..... and they typically just screw anything with a pulse that dresses nice... My opinion is bisexuality is just a stepping stone to figuring out which way you actually go....the true phase.... But i am not one so i cant really speak for them...nor do i understand it....just like i dont understand straight peoples sexual desires... whatever...

oh...then i apologize for giving you the benefit of the doubt.... Should i say fuck you? Should i say "ignorant mutherfucker" under my breath? Should i say "poor dumb pothead"? Should i say "perhaps i should get tested, the oracle has spoken"? Maybe, just maybe, i should say "fuck it" instead....ill just stare at my screen blankly and move on....

at least you werent suspected of dying of a crippling disease...... comedy just isnt what it used to be ......

i havent been here and dont know what happend...ill take "i dont care" for 500

um..thanks...I think My old computer died the night i wrote this...and after going through every friggin check box of my internet options i got my new computer to work...WHEW!!! I may be gone on wednesday for a few weeks....so i wont have a computer...but then again i seem to dissapear even with a computer... que sera sera

Sorry my hometown is in Nebraska and i couldnt resist.. My old computer is a piece of garbage now...and my new extremely expensive computer just cant seem to get the hang of the internet (had it for 2 months..spent 3k on the stupid thing and i cant get online with it) so thats why I havent been around. I just accepted a transfer request from my company...So in less than a month ill be in Tampa Florida..WOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I plan on fixing my computer issue before moving so when i get there i can get online without a crappy old buggy computer .... Later kids.... see you in a few weeks..with a palm tree on my right and a corona in my left (if i can get a sol ill ben even happier!)

My sleeping is very irregular...and irritating... I cant fall asleep unless im dead tired.....or drunk (drinking at times has become my sleeping pill lately).... then on the flip side...it takes a friggin freight train to wake me up (usually harder if i havent been drinking....if you can believe that) 7 hours is the shortest time my body seems to require for me to function normally...anything less i either get sick....or am a shell of a human being for the day.... left to my own devices (sober or drunk) and not setting any alarms or having anything planned the next day i can sleep 12+ hours easily. .....infact not that long ago i went to bed around 6am...woke up at 9:45pm...rolled over and called it a day and went back to sleep till about 9am... I love my sleep...Must be why i stay young looking cuz i smoke like crazy... with my promotion i seem to be stressed alot more...and getting to sleep is much harder then every before, but waking up is at least easier (mainly out of fear of being irresponsible when i have soo many people to be in charge of and to be a good example)... shrug..well see how tonight goes.....got off work at 1:20am...and have to work from 11-9 tomorow....im hoping these few glasses of wine will get me tired to go to bed since i havent gone to sleep all week till 5ish...so this should be a great day tomorow....zombie vortex will come out i suspect...

hes in gay porn too...fyi

oh please......there are tons of straight people infultrating my films... he was just a pioneer...and switch back to the dark side... unfortunately for him, guys dont make that much money in straight porn... i guess its his loss...