Crispy Critter

That sucks... he could have applauded a great orgasm as it occurred when he was wacking his meat......

Christmas sucks! Oh, I like the old traditional Christmas when I was a child in Happy Daze but the spirit doesn't beckon me these days. I live on a budget and Christmas is like a month when the water pump, washing machine and the range all breaks and needs replacing... the difference you spend money for stuff you wouldn't under any other situation. What does it have to do with kids getting gifts? Are they little angels? I told my wife two months ago if the credit cards aren't paid off every month that I would move in with the Katrina victims and leave her ass and I was serious. To top it all off it is fucking hot here...around 90 F as I type and the absolutely last place I would go is to a mall with a full parking lot with some of the spaces taken by refrigerated trailor trucks with live trees. I prefer the frozen food section of the supermarket where I can finally feel comfortable in this frigging oven hell they call Puerto Rico.

I resolve to not kick my oldest teenagers ass when he fails in school and acts like an asshole. I resolve to go to Alaska and punch a hole in the Artic wildlife preserve and set it on fire... Maybe barbeque some local animals and see if it will cause the pole to melt and flood the morons that prefer to import oil from the Middle East. I resolve to be a warrior supporting the war on Christmas so Christians get pissed off enough to forgive anything the republicans do wrong. I resolve to find a medcaid fraud doctor that will pay me to visit him/her even if I come twice a day... use the proceeds to buy a farm... hire some illegal lettuce pickers from south of the border and pay them by requiring them to visit the doctor a couple times a day.... I resolve to piss off as many liberals as I can in the upcoming virgin new year. Rub their noses in their crap they spew once they once again are proven wrong... I resolve to acknowledge right and wrong and understand truth is irrelevent to the choice... choose right anyway...

During his administration he reduced taxes that saved the economy in the aftermath of 9-11, Katrina and much more. Unemployment is at an unbelieveably level... The countries growth constantly outperforms EU and the world... After 9-11 we freed Afghanistan.... after more than twelve years and 16 UN resolutions we freed Iraq form a brutal dictator... More movements towards peace in Israel have occurred in his administration than in the previous six administrations combined. He did all of this while liberal democrats and 24-7 liberal news fought against him. He appointed a sane Supreme Court Justice... He nominated another sane justice to the Supreme Court that will, when confirmed keep faggots and entitlement ******s in their place for decades... Hope he gets a hard on for illegal Mexican’s next week. For my support for “stay the course” check out the site: http://www.strategicstudiesinstitute.army.mil/pdffiles/PUB627.pdf For those not willing to read the entire thing, this is from the Conclusion: 1. U.S. Government leaders must never forget that the United States will achieve its key objectives once the Iraqi government is viewed by the majority of its people, regardless of sect or ethnicity, as a legitimate government that is worth fighting and dying for; and the Iraqi security forces have the training, know-how, and equipment to put these convictions into practice. 2. The United States must develop detailed plans for implementing a withdrawal of significant numbers of troops under a variety of much less than optimal conditions. 3. U.S. military and intelligence leaders must be painfully honest in addressing the question of when Iraqi security forces will be able to function without a coalition troop presence to prop them up. 4. Senior U.S. military leaders must resist the view that they are “grading themselves” when they are asked to train the security forces and to evaluate Iraqi readiness to assume more expanded duties for military and security operations. 5. The United States MUST NOT establish a timetable to withdraw from Iraq so long as U.S. leaders consider the situation in Iraq to be redeemable. 6. As a last resort for preventing near-term civil war, the United States may have to swallow the bitter pill of allowing local militias to retain a significant and ongoing role in Iraqi politics if the Iraqi government is interested in pursuing this option and if the Iraqi security forces cannot take full responsibility for the nation’s safety. 7. The United States needs to renounce interest in permanent bases in Iraq on a strong and continuing basis. 8. The United States needs to deemphasize rhetoric that may cause Iraqi citizens to believe their government has been put in place to wage war on U.S. enemies in the Muslim World and otherwise serve U.S. interests. 9. U.S. leadership must recognize that it may still continue to support democracy after U.S. forces are withdrawn from Iraq, providing that the nation is stable when it leaves. 10. U.S. leaders should continually note the courage, commitment, and sacrifice of our troops in the field, while realizing that these same qualities are reasons to safeguard their lives even more carefully. PS...FUCK > YOU TOO!!! I forgot his administration saved America from socialized health care. Billions of dollars will be saved as a result of the legislation... not to mention America's drug inovation ranking best in the world using capitalism as a basis for research.

Guess you should listen to some fireside chats and hear the rest of the story without depending on left news and late-nite comedy to base your analysis on.

The naysayers use the following argument: The administration took us to war on faulty intelligence...in fact; they fabricated or embellished intelligence to take the country to war... The administration has no creditability and even outed an undercover CIA agent... We don’t have a plan to get out... We don’t have a victory plan... So, we should cut our losses! The administration, thinking the folks on the left will be laughed off the stage fails to react for a couple weeks allowing the comedy shows to paint the guilt portrayed on the administration... The administration, realizing the public is susceptible to liberal talking point lies repeated often enough to have creditability refutes the allegations on the basis of war but continues to not speak on open investigation of the outing of the CIA agent. Enter War Hero congressman... How about we leave now? Let’s take our troops out of harm’s way and watch the Iraqi government fight the insurgents in Kuwait and help them “if” they need help. So the people have a choice to make... what is one to believe? Cut and run or “stay the course”? Let’s look at the problem objectively... The congress voted overwhelmingly to give GWB administration the authority to do exactly what he did. They placed no restrictions on his method. They have voted to support with funds the actions since the first bomb fell. The War plan, according to Bush administration, is to allow battlefield commanders to run the war, establish an Iraqi government, train their security force and leave when the security force can properly operate. (Assumed is that the force must be able to protect borders from Syria, Turkey and Iran in addition to protecting the Iraqi population.) That sounds like a plan! The National Intelligence Statement provided to the Congress supported the war action. There was no fabrication of intelligence or lie for a reason to go to war. The elected officials of both parties actually believed we should go to war with Iraq. To argue that Bush fooled them actually makes them a bigger FOOL! OK, then why cut and run talk by a Democratic war hero? Is his position supporting Bush lied? Bush administration outed a CIA agent? Where does the traction to leave after such an investment of soldiers and tax dollars come from? Recent news indicates the outing of a CIA agent was more like Nancy Peloicy being married to Dennis Kusinish, with Nancy working a desk job at CIA and sending Dennis to confirm Iraq didn’t want any yellow cake from Africa and nothing to do with an actual outing of a CIA agent. So, what’s the thing that grabs the American public to change thinking on the war? One can only think the casualties. After all we don’t have an exit strategy for Korea, Germany or Bosnia Hertsokovina either and the public doesn’t seem to care. One can conclude a majority thinks that GWB outsmarted our stupid republican and democratic senators and congressmen... he lied about why war was necessary. He is covering for a person who outed a CIA agent and therefore we should cut and run. If such thought is logical then why did he do it? If he was smart enough to fool a thousand lawyers in Congress by using “made up” intelligence and punishing opposing points of view why didn’t he plant some WMD to include yellow cake in Iraq to insure no one doubted the reasoning? Only a liberal can justify being fooled by an idiot from Texas yet can’t explain why he stopped being so smart to continue his plan to feed big oil. So if Bush did it on purpose he had to be pretty cunning... don’t you think he could have made a lot more money using such brilliance in a way that left him looking a little better? Are wars to have no casualties, or less than ten to be acceptable? Would we tell the Army to cut and run if the terrorist were doing the bombing in American weddings, funerals and stores and against our police stations?

My first wife was Korean and in the 70's she took the test to become an American citizen and the test was in English along with the oath. I don't have a problem with people who don't speak English because I live in Puerto Rico where everyone speaks Spanish. I don't speak Spanish well but I always great a stranger I want to communicate with in my best Spanish and ask if they speak English. There is nothing like the reception you get when you try first to speak the hoast language and people will go out of their way to help if you try. I picked my youngest son up from school the other day and he told me about this Gringo who was more Gringo than me that asked for directions at the gate to his school... he said the guy asked in broken Spanish where is the chicken and all of the kids were laughing but offered up my son who spoke the best English... my son told him what his words transluated into and then gave him directions to the place he wanted to go across the street.

[SIZE=7]Rebel flags rule![/size] My family moved from WV to NJ between my Jr. and Sr. year of high school and I proudly displayed a rebel flag on my car in Princeton and around the state... Rebel flags don't repersent hate towards negroes... it represents love for the south and disrespect to the Union who illegally went to war on the south. PC sucks!!! Be it rebel flag, display of Christmas, in God we trust or pledge of allegence... If anyone is offended by the above then just ack like you do when you pay your tax pissed off and cant do a damned thing about it. If you force the majority into a corner over their displays they will fuck you up!

I personally think GWB is a great president! I think his brother is sucessful considering his state is filled with NY city retirees, mostly liberal and negroes, mostly liberal and Cuban imigrants beat up by the liberals in the Clinton administration... My money is on Newt G. (SP) I think anyone who has held office and succeeded in liberal territory such as FL, CA, NJ or NY can only buy theirselves into office. Florida really sucks and outside of Disney I wouldn't live there! Their water stinks, the land is flat and it is just full of liberals and liberal negroes with a hand stuck out for a hand out. Disney sucks too after a day or two... To vote for Jeb would be like voting for John McCain who is even a bigger joke to portray himself as a conservative!

Maybe the world has benifited from Saddam Hussein's removal from Iraq??? Maybe...Oh, perhaps it was a mistake to remove him afterall he quietly chose the tens of thousands to die cruel deaths disagreeing with him that we only learned of after his removal in the most part. If your mom, dad, brother or sister were dropped off a three story building bound would you be so doubtful that his removal was a good thing? What about the dead moms holding dead babies that he gassed? Maybe the world has benifited? So now what? More Soldiers and Iraqi Civilians need to die? Who is killing the people and why are they killing the people? Are the killings justified since the nation was liberated by a nation using bad intellegence? Let me clear my mind to the facts and reverse the situation and say GWB gassed the folks in New Hampshire and sidewalk bounced all citizens that complained of his ruling practices and Saddam came to the assistance of the American people would you volunteer to drive a truck bomb into a funeral procession of those who supported Saddam's forces or would you blow yourself up to kill some of Sadam's liberating soldiers? People who think the war was a bad idea, when looking at it from the majority of the Iraqies view (consider the reverse situation) are brain dead! How would you feel as the foreign invader liberated you if you were in the majority and being killed systematically by your leader? Do you think the Sunni's are better than the majority of the Iraqi citizens and the majority should agree to be rulled by them? Again, reverse the situation and change the Sunni's with Black or Mexican American's doing the car bombings and think for a change before some more stupid falls out of your open mouth!

Well, the Democrats are stirring a pot of shit to see if it will stink more...and pots of shits stirred always seem to stink more... The Republicans break out the deodorant to weaken the stirring but support the stink. I think the Republicans should have, as they did voted down the Democratic amendment to cut and run and then voted down their own counter measure, the watered down version of cut and run... The politics places soldiers in a position of...if I get killed tomorrow will I be a hero or will I be as welcome as a recruiter in San Francisco school? A soldier may ask him/herself are these dick licking politicians and voters worth defending? Good point, a better point would be if we are serious about solving the terror problem then why not invade Syria and Iran? We need to kill the people who are supporting the deaths of our soldiers, or not? If we don’t kill those who send people to kill our family then when we leave they get stronger. Personally, I think cut and run is a great policy if we nuke Iraq, Iran, Syria and Saudi Arabia when the troops are there no longer. Democrats suck turtle dicks!

If you have to kill someone do it in Texas where the express lane still exists! Too much money is wasted on killers... I say hang em high before sunset after sentencing! Actually, I would prefer to send them to a commune in ANWAR to grow giant pumpkins and cabbage. Let the money gained by the loosers support the victims survivors kin. Killers make good mosquito food too another good reason to send them to ANWAR not to mention they would support the wolf population if they tried to excape. Fuck em!

In every garden weeding removes some flowers. AIG how could war be refined to eliminate cruelity... war is cruelity? Would you allow the weeds to grow to starve the baby flowers?

Thanks, when I discribed the kid that stared at me the principal quickly corrected me that the boy was bigger than me leading me to think he was intiminated by the kid... I told the director on the first meeting he should get with the mayor and and set up a zero tollerance program and expell bullies and require them to visit a prison and go to a local police station and watch the movie Anger Management with their guardians every night they were expelled for the in order to return to class. I know people in low places and my promise of casts was not hollow...

People that cannot leap out of government programs in five years should not be allowed to breed.... People members of gangs, convicted of drug trafficing should not be allowed to breed... Lazy people should not be allowed to breed...