Jhony5

Attempted murder can get you 25 to life. I was also charged with aggravated battery and assault with a deadly weapon. I pled out on the first two charges and they dropped the third (assault with a deadly weapon....that being my boots). The fact that he started it didn't wash because when a man goes down, you have to stop the beating. Essentially, defending yourself only goes to a point whereas the threat has subsided. As I said in the OP, shouting "Die m'fer" repeatedly was my coffin nail. Poor choice of words, I suppose. I have an open carry permit (or at least I did). I had a loaded pistol in my jeep but didn't think to even get it. Frankly, I was foaming at the mouth to get a few licks on this punk. "Calli the police" were my first words when he was seen speeding up to the house. My Ex was screaming "Stop you're going to kill him" while on the phone with 911. Her written statements to the police painted me as a murderous villain that had planned the act all along. She even moved back in with the guy for about 6 months while I was in the clink. It all happened so fast and when given time to reflect, I couldn't believe how foolish I was to continue the beating to such an extent. We've all heard people say "I was out of my mind"....well...I was out of my mind. CPS....lol don't get me started on that. I tried to go that route with her last boyfriend, a chap that was a far worse human being than his replacement. CPS doesn't respond to calls made by 'baby daddy'. I was always the hard working family man. I stayed away from hard drugs and alcohol. Never arrested, kept my nose clean. Yet more than these white trash drug addled scumbags (My Ex and her associates/friends/boyfriends), I was made to pay more than any of them. I don't blame anyone but myself. I'm far smarter than that. One would need to consider ten years of extenuating circumstance and repeated torment by my Ex, her "friends" and the family court system to understand how such an explosion could occur.

Hi all! Been missin J5? Me neither. Been out of prison for awhile now. Life is good, reconnecting with the various vestiges of my former life. I wasn't in too long, 18 months of that sh t has taken its toll and I hope to never go back. Apparently work boots are considered a deadly weapon when you use them to stomp a creeps head while he lay unconscious. The brain swells and can bring one to the brink of death after size 11's take a walk on a human skull. OOPS! My Ex-Wife was smacked around by her boyfriend in front of my daughter. She failed to report it due to threats he made to turn her in for various welfare frauds she had been engaging in. I came over to help her pack up while he was at work. He showed up early, apparently a neighbor called him, tipping him off. He got all johnny-bad-ass on me and I, in turn, went all devil on him. Screaming "DIE mf'er" while you stomp a man is a bad idea as it shows intent. Hard to hide ones intentions when numerous witnesses make statements of my vocalized desire to kill. I honestly had no intent to kill the guy. I was just trying to leave a mark on the fella. I thought I would get away with it due to my squeaky clean record. I was wrong. The cops fucked with me at the station. They said he died just to get a reaction out of me, I thought my life was over. He didn't die but apparently he came pretty close and suffered permanent damage to his left eye and he required surgery to repair the bone structure to his orbital. I'm not a violent man, never been arrested before. I just kinda lost my sh t and couldn't reel it in. The whole thing was surreal to say the least. Having to be away from my daughter was the real punishment, and sad to say, she had to serve that sentence right along side me. For that I cannot forgive myself. But what is done is done and we've moved past that. ANYWHOOOO......hope to hear from some of my 'ol fellas here.

Good on you for not forgetting this girl. Scotland Yard is getting involved, finally. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/madeleinemccann/8519870/Madeleine-McCann-30-Metropolitan-Police-detectives-to-search-for-missing-girl.html

Time for a pot summit at the Whitehouse to straighten this racially heated incident out like gentlemen.

Gahhh I was gonna say that you bogart. "Predominately low income neighborhood" is PC speak for RUN WHITE MAN RUN!

Love me some Brett Favre. I rolled out of my chair at a few of his comments yesterday at the press conference. "What do I have to say about my legacy? Its mine". Friggin love it. Its been ten years since your Viks looked so good, Wez. This team might actually be better. Congrats. I'm feeling like my team might not be so lucky. The Colts can't figure out that free agency is their friend, so we draft jokers to replace Harrison.

Remember back in the day when Hardees would take an actual piece of dog sh t, fry it up, make a sandwich out of it and actually expect you to eat it without vomiting? Nowadays they got them some tasty burgers.

You want to know me because I am Jhony5. All that is, was or ever will be. You...uh.....don't have any gym memberships we might wanna know about, do you? insert creepy music of your choice

I love me some Hugo.

You are a real man. I mean, the hair on your chest has hair on its chest.

You haven't seen sick hunting until you've seen pig sticking. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2pdsCniTn8&feature=related]YouTube - Knife Hunting Hogs with Dogs[/ame] I'm an avid hunter, but this crap turns my stomach.

I like being in pink. Being in pink feels soooo good. We've all had those occasions. The bar is closing. It's 2am. The quandary arises; Porn or the butterface (every things hot, but her face) who's sipping a Long Island Iced Tea at the end of the bar. Hmmmmmm..........

Yes. I am hitting on you right now. Did you know that? How does that make you feel?

Lemme let you in on something. If a man holds the door for you, he's hitting on you. If a man says "Howdy", he's hitting on you. If a man acknowledges you in any way, he's hitting on you.

Because shes pretty. I was actually with her until she started this God vs Satan bullsh t. Whatever Carrie. Here's $10,000. Take off your shirt and smile for the camera. Whore.