Oh. Well, then tell her, 'OMG. Hire a decorator!'
Edit to add: Pick your wedgie next time before your golf swing. Sorry, I was checking out your butt to inspect the truth of the claims you made regarding its rock solid state.
I tried registering as 'Phantom' but the name was already taken. Must be somebody impersonating me. Freaking cyber stalkers.
(And before anyone freaks out, yes I'm kidding. I saw the conversation on page one).
This video reminds me of that episode several years ago on The Man Show. One of the segments showed men going around with a petition to end women's suffrage. They were shouting from the rooftops about 'Help women! End suffrage!'
Women were signing the petition because they thought they were signing up to end 'suffering' and did not understand what 'suffrage' was. Finally someone who knew what it was called the men on it and started following the men around to make sure they didn't get any more signatures.
It was hysterical.
Edit: Just found the video. It's one of the earliest episodes:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmKWp4OPoUM]YouTube - The Man Show (End Women's Suffrage)[/ame]