OTC

What about spinal tap lol.

Well to tell you the truth i don't really give a fuck about these jakeballs coming in. Most of them are pretty sound people and wouldn't do anything wrong and also usually do all the shite jobs so fair play. Also i'll probably be dead or will have left this country before they take hold. Maybe i'll go to their country and soak up all the rays safe in the knowledge all the psycho cunts are back in scotland and england (and maybe wales).

Yeah that happened to me a couple of moths ago. It was when i was coming out of the Garage (nightclub in glasgow). Some wee scummy shite came up and just slapped me instead of hitting me so i layed into him quite heavily and the next thing i know the police are surrounding me and i get fined for a breach of the peace. Justice was not served but ho hum at least i kicked the other guys cunt in.

Oh yeah that'll be Abu Hamza then.

I can just see it now how the dog survived. "Hey chuck, where the hell is this guys arm"

The Big Lebowski. John Goodman is so class in that film. 'I can't play on saturday because of Shabas'

Ha. All you crazy young things with your strange sayings. Mind you one of my friends does ask girls if they want to help syphon the python.

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Wow snafu. .

ooooooooooooooooo brandishing the old handbag there eh. Well i wouldn't let them put an animal down because what the fuck do i want with an animal. They smell and you need to feed them fuck that.

aye mate but you are a skaghead.

Well technically if it was healthy the vet wouldn't put it down. So neither and i'll take

My dads down says he wants to get on the waiting list for this stuff. But until then i suppose i'll have to settle for trusty old absinthe.

Or full metal jacket. "Do you suck dick boy!"

Your talking some amount of pish there mate:D Good attempt though.