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What? Table it? You mean around a pole, skimpy dresses or none at all, on a lap, getting discount coupons from mom stuffed down my thong? Bunch of sickos!

Excellent! Well done! And a hundred points to our candidate, that young lady on that horse dressed in Belgium lace.

You guys sound rather intimate with all that inside slang. Boxed? 3 more days? Mop the what?! Listen Maid of Orleans, or actually watch, cos if you will only listen, not a lot gonna happen eh?! So watch! THIS is random keystroke 93j ncpwoiefj'q;wlmx qw[epiouwqhefc;lk ' qpowejf=[ 09fob ;lkn[foivw[rgfj THIS is pure genius in cyber sound effects! Tchakatchakatchakatchakatchakatchakat ........Prootprootprootprootproot! See the fucking difference?! Never shot down a plane cross the e-sky? And am not talking about your occasional clubbing night waving your arms in the air and playing Madonna in drag. Don't care what or whom you're rooting, just keep a decent distance from my scrumptious behind please. You already sounding a bit suspicious! Just like Spidy.

See Hugo, that's the difference between mental superiority, me, and common folk, you. Let me explain the finner points. Who the fuck was talking about any sort of respect?! Not giving any respect means simply "Yeah right!" brush off. However, what happened was immediate parafuckingnoia around me! Spidy came twirling down on his webs right up to my screen with "Danger Beware!!" sending me, by the way nice design, those messages of "Am sending you the virus you so deserve" and "Bad things gonna come your way!". Bob the Builder didn't know how to react to my indeed rather polite and sensible inquiery towards an avatar as well as his heritage, therefore blocked me from that wonderfull little "Life on air" chatt feature there. Or perhaps Spidy just freaked again. Respect? Well, I tell you I got with 3 messages already more respect then even I believed possible! It's like in a public lavatory cos of the way the guys shit themselves immediately! Did you people ever try to suck your thumb with your ass? Trust me, the advantage is you won't end up with crooked teeth.

Yeah you sad twat, cos that's where I'm sitting. Dig a bit deeper, here is a tip, the Petronas Towers are right next to me and am going in a moment to have some Bakuthe. So, Bob, you guys are pretty touchy then around here no? You from Manchester? And how about that Avatar I kindly inquiered about?

Hey Spiderboy, you got any clue just how much of a self fucking statement of yours that is?! The influx of new members seems to fall short? Well, I arrived about 20 minutes ago and already you are on my fucking neck with sending me virus, cutting me out from that live chat thing, and constantly throwing your "BEWARE!!!" door mat right in front of my feet! Unabashed nature of completely free speech?? You fucking kidding?! I haven't said even 10 sentences and you spray painting me already all over with your rather annoying paranoia, shitting your spiderwebs in lace patterns out your ass. You are not telling them to fuck off, you are actually commiting cyber homicides by cutting them off you idiot. No wonder no members. Are you guys pre school or something? It's like opening a Mc Donalds on a huge grave yard and wondering why those folks are not hungry! Name change? You should consider "We Love to fuck ourselves R'us!" Yeah, I can see you sitting on your pastel pink pillow meditating your mantra of "GFoooo GFoooo GFoooo" instead of the usual "Ohm" Absolutely, stamp some shit on the front page! Not only catchy but also as a warning to the ones who feel like knocking on the door. Whatever brings more people in. Aren't you a freaking Einstein! Bring them in for me to Chop Sui them. No go and have a cardiac. Always wanted to see Spidy tripping.

Just checking if I can still post around here. This place is like pure paranoia it seems.

Yep. This and shoving baseball bats up my rectum. But only when Damascus is not in there. Wouldn't wanna hurt him, he's been thru enough already. Literally. How come you know me so well? Seen me in those places?

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