de kannibaal

Yeah, I really wrecked Bawl-Bawl yesterday. Couple of us got into the admin panel and tossed about 3000 threads into usenet, deleted the arcade, deleted a few hundred members, etc. The favela was down for a number of hours before the poor old legless ****** Doomsday had to restore a back up. The site still doesn't look right and you could shoot a cannon through there. Net terror at its best.

Ah Phreak, Hugo, I am absolutely thrilled to see you both again. I know I haven't been as faithful as I should have been to my fans here at GF, I am involved in other endeavours at the moment, but I have a breather for a bit and thought I would say hello. Now HC Trouble, yeah, he is not really around as much as he used to be, but we did do a rather nasty expose on him at my home forum that exposes him for being a fellonious net terrorist, and I would imagine he is not best pleased. The most amusing part is that we posted his photo so you can see for yourselves what a tosser he is.... http://www.digitalstrife.net/showthread.php?t=1615 I left Brawl-Hall a few months back, we expect its demise by summer, I can't say I am sorry, the porch monkey who runs it has taken advantage of his regulars and the place is decaying faster than a Congolese Ebola victim. Funny thing, I just realized that Builder is an Aussie. Do they finally have the Internet in Australia?

Dear Lord. Has it been two months since I graced your melancholic lives with my enlightened erudite rhetoric and elocution? What has de kannibaal in up to? Well I have been extremely busy, having to have spent a few days in that filthy favela named Las Vegas for business, I have had to spend a week in the cosmopolitan German capital, Berlin, finding myself among the beautiful people as always. I have also been to my locales which are too numerous to name, and in any case simple proletarian punters like yourselves would have no reference point, as your travels and life experiences don't go any further than the drive thru at some shambles of a fast food franchise. Did I mention that my close friend that was the original point of this thread, has been on a path of unfortunate self destruction due to the many woes that manifest themselves as the issues of his complicated personal life? Yes, sadly he is now in rehab, getting the help he needs, I get my leg over off with his ex-wife at my leisure, and wearing his favourite bath robe around what used to be his house but now has been awarded to her by the magnanimous court of law, that does not look well upon porch monkeys like my friend with cocaine problems in failed marriages. I know all my fans here must have had an empty spot in their lives during my absence, and I am certain my cameo appearance here will bring a ray of sunshine to their otherwise dull and tedious lives. PS. The cretins who have labelled me brawl-hall must be castrated at once, I am most certainly not prostituting my standards and posting at such a favela, rather I spend my time at digitalstrife.net where I textually disembowel cretins from all over the world for sport. God Bless you all. Especially Builder. He's my hero 'cause he's so big and strong.

Hello my faithful serfs. I must apologize for my absence. I was engaged in a flame all-star match, repping Brawl-Hall against Flamegimps, erm Flamechamps. As you may have surmised, I inevitably assraped the entire opposition team. It was almost genocidal. But Daddy is back now, and will deal with all of you desperate little hacks this week, when certain other matters are first attended to.

Hahahaha. Look at this, he thinks he has balls here at his home forum, instead of lying prostrate at the feet of imbecilic trolls over at the BH Shoutbox. Sit the fuck down dear, Daddy will deal with the mongs like you from the peanut gallery when he is good and ready.

Oh calm down princess. Maybe put on your favourite Streisand song and relax, one hates to see you and your flowery panties in such a twist. You clearly couldn't get your facts straight, Nellie, and squirming away comedically is not helping you become the slightest bit more credible. By the way, wanted to ask you, what do you think this cum shot is that Shawn Sanders is referring to that Wank-Wave left at BH? Do you think he means that time when we took your forum offline for a few weeks that lead to all of you hysterically arriving at Brawl-Hall whinging away stupidly, culminating in that fat whale that operates a pornography business out her home while neglected her handicapped daughter filing a complaint against us with the FBI? I am just trying to enlighten this wonderful forum on Wank-Wave speak and how they need to understand your warped thinking methodologies and half-baked approach to spouting off heinously stupid and ill advised fabricated bits of spurious propaganda. Was also funny when we netcopped you lot for using pirated vBulletin software. Shawn had to cough up a few more bucks in addition to the cost of the server we fried.

Ah, the wank-wave mantra of lying and grossly negligent regard to truthfulness. http://www.rant-rave.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10529 January 15th time stamp on there. Yeah, talk out your arse some more you little wank merchant. I might go and test Shawn's latest script protection a little bit, see what kind of packet loads his new server can handle.

Yeah, funny, innit. Reminds me of another site I went to almost a year ago. The owner of the site, Shawn Sanders, posted a new thread where I am prominent just a few days ago, nearly a year on from my arrival and months after my last post. I wonder if he takes it seriously? He seems to have received quite the psychological mind fuck. So what. I fucked my friend's wife, they are getting divorced and he pays me rent. Who are they to judge? They are all illiterate for the most part, hope that union dental plan is at least decent.

I guess it escapes the ability of Wank-Wave's spastics-in-exile that no matter how much the working class try to shower, they will always be filthy and malodourous, that kind of grit simply doesn't wash up. Seems you are a bit touchy about the working class. Something you want to share with us? Some arc welding story you want to talk about? Daddy doesn't like you repugnant hoi polloi.

You are a proletarian aussie wanker with no education that installs drywall of puts snakes down a toilet. Best you grasp a perfect command of your native tongue before you start underwhelming the forum by sneezing self-ownage is a second language. Gesundheit Let's not have any tears there, what would the boys at the job site think? I can drop kick you at my leisure, I am just toying with you here. Why don't you stop drooling, wipe that goofy look up your face and step out of the thread before you get categorically dismembered worse than the toothless slag that has been gumming my cock for the past 24 hours, spouting off about how her father settles for the paltry sum of 100 K of income? Well that's what you get when you become the forum joke, walking around with your head up your arse listening to your own farts and believing what you think they are telling you. Let me give you a word of advice here you stupid wog tart, your libel might actually be credible if you have some factual evidence to present so that others may see you possibly even have a modicum of proof. Yeah, that's a good little beaten down spastic, you use the word "Please" when you are addressing your betters. Seems you are slowly learning your place around the hierarchy here. The powers that be informed me of your crass stupidity, said you would be a slow learn. But you are prostrating yourself adequately before me. Good 'tard. Neither do I. I do this for the people. Why don't you pontificate about monkey wrenches and drill presses and things that entertain the small mindedness of the working class?

Gracias. I take the admin's request to clean up this board seriously. Word at the top is that too many imbeciles had a free reign here, and this is affecting the prosperity of the forum. I shall assrape them, one by one. Call me a modern day forum Gandhi.

Are you suggesting that your erroneous logic and and desperate excuses for your lack of education and clear lifetime commitment to stupidity and a dedication to be as dense as posslble should be off limits when some dismembers your warped attempts at logic, spastic? Give it up before you make an even more ridiculous fool of yourself. It's more humane for you.

Unfortunately your constant self-ownings preclude you from sermonizing about possesions.

I tell you what. You prove that you can articulate yourself over the abilities of a 7 year old afflicted with Down's syndrome and sporting a bulbous head, and I will pretend that your pedestrian posts with their horrid spelling and obtuse rhetoric are even remotely indicative of someone who shouldn't be cleaning the bogs at filthy East European train stations with her tongue. Piss off you Romany slag.

I hate to have to break it to you like this, you self-owning retard, but that last statement is the poster child of stuned, autistic cretins that were destined to sub-par mediocrity the moment their proletarian DNA was destined to pollute the Earth. Your post is a testimonial to the necessity of education, lest your children rot in the stupidity that you have so generously displayed. Bravo maestro.