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LMAO, well now who has used that before "fella", me thinks I know who you are! You even registered at Sucks lite ! You must be on a mission, good luck ! But the fool on the hill, sees the sun going down and the eyes in his head, see the world spinning 'round. :whistling: Now that is more like it ! :thumbsup:

Ah one of the many guest posters we get every day, and one so astute,at guessing my identity, which I tried to concealed with great aplomb, but like a modern day Sherlock, you outwitted my Moriarty, but I fear you are wrong m8, maybe you long for days gone, but one cannot turn back time or the tide as King Canute found out, so live with it or Hope this helps [attach=full]3087[/attach] Oh dear me! Check out this place and members and ................. well you get my drift.............. then have a what some people call a self relief!

Ah one of the many guest posters we get every day, and one so astute,at guessing my identity, which I tried to concealed with great aplomb, but like a modern day Sherlock, you outwitted my Moriarty, but I fear you are wrong m8, maybe you long for days gone, but one cannot turn back time or the tide as King Canute found out, so live with it or Hope this helps [attach=full]3086[/attach]

If I was in my Sucks guise I would tell you to ASAP, but alas I am on another more salubrious forum, so my reply will be more appropriate. You must have visited at a quiet time, as it goes in fits and starts, quiet one minute and hilarious the next, so do not despair my little one, and keep the faith, for all is well and healthy ( although I am not sure that is the correct word for the Suckage ), and if all else fails I'm sure the infamous ChrisMuttonshutter will post and reply to himself to keep the place alive! Hope this helps ! Now ASAP. [attach=full]3084[/attach]

LMAOff, a classic Old Salt ! :woot:

:yes: :yes: Now that's what I was talking about, keep up the good work!

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.' I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck". ' My sincerest apologies, come back Old Salt ASAP

It's been ages since Old Salt posted one of his classics,and I love reading them, gives a boost to my day! :woot: :woot: :woot:

Looks like some C t fukkee up my fav site ! get your arse of her and DO something ASAP Silly C"n! Hope this helps

Poor to average photoshop !and I know !Looked at it closely and it is without doubt a chop

I know I don't post very often and was a prat when I first did but please read this poem by the author Nicholas Evans- it is from his novel The Smoke Jumper and I think it says it all Walk Within You If I be the first of us to die, Let grief not blacken long your sky. Be bold yet modest in your grieving. There is a change but not a leaving. For just as death is part of life, The dead live on forever in the living. And all the gathered riches of our journey, The moments shared, the mysteries explored, The steady layering of intimacy stored, The things that made us laugh or weep or sing, The joy of sunlit snow or first unfurling of the spring, The wordless language of look and touch, The knowing, Each giving and each taking, These are not flowers that fade, Nor trees that fall and crumble, Nor are they stone, For even stone cannot the wind and rain withstand And mighty mountain peaks in time reduce to sand. What we were, we are. What we had, we have. A conjoined past imperishably present. So when you walk the wood where once we walked together And scan in vain the dappled bank beside you for my shadow, Or pause where we always did upon the hill to gaze across the land, And spotting something, reach by habit for my hand, And finding none, feel sorrow start to steal upon you, Be still. Close your eyes. Breathe. Listen for my footfall in your heart. I am not gone but merely walk within you. I hope this gives you a token of comfort

It sure is on the blink at the moment ! Poor old ChrisMuttonshutter doesn't know what to do with himself as can't log on or post

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAfTI5vi5F8]You Tube Terry Callier - Lazarus Man[/ame] Just found this dude - he should have been BIG years ago ! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z99cDfirgE]Love Theme From Spartacus (Zero 7 Remix)[/ame] you won't believe his voice !

We have a name in here in Yorkshire for a F KING Prat and berk is that name ! It just came to me when I read your post TimmyJ ! I am always around and lurking folks !

You serve a lot of Hawaiian Pizzas in your joint ?