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The is this amazing girl that I totally have the hots for but I fear I shall not be able to kiss her... or ever touch her.... I am a bit fat and a social retard! I also look at the mirror and cry and not to mention whenever I look back at what I have done in the past I feel like I have let myself down & my parents & ghandi & my friends & chuck norris... sorry chuck norris i'm not a man as u would of wished. I watch tv and think... wow what is life reduced to I wrote a poem I cry I should die I may fly If I try but i dont and i wont Hope you like it.... Oh yea and I forgot to mention that my mum didnt make my faviroute cake, I was braught to tears she doesn't love me & I took a train and didnt have a ticket and got thrown off... I didnt have the ticket to the conduictors heart and got thrown into nothing... wow thats so my life. l The darkness of....... well this page makes me feel bleek I once met this girl on the bus, she loved me... she shared my seat... she dropped a grape on my crutch and picked it up... did she mean something? Why can't I tell this to my friends but can post it on an internet forum? Because you are my only friends <3

Oh and post spoilers to all the new films *on the topics titles* I never signed up with the agreement saying I had to stay a member, I want out.. stop trying to cling onto your dwinderling user count and just do it.

I will leak LPF Sessions 3 by midnight in its entirety

Panic! At The Disco's latest album was a very good pop album, I'm glad people have come to realise it but once again this forum is stuck in the past with it's stereotypes and incesent faux metal deffending.

I here by withdrawl all submissions I made and delte my account, I don't want them on the final version. Adios!xxxx

I say different as it has points where the drums and guitars kick in together and build ups, it has a much greater place then say ONE STEP CLOSER where everything is simple and constant.

IF you actually botherd to read other peoples posts the parody would of been clear.... OOOOOOOO BURN!

I haven't seen it yet, I was paroding Hazi's post in good fun by acting like a teacher.

Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!* Best* movie I've* fookin watched this year, WOW!!* Damn,* that Joker* was the best!* If only more super-villains were more* like him!!! I* just* think they overdid it with Harvey*...considering he didn't* really get as* much screen* time as two-face did*...but overall, just f00kin WOW!!* Heath* Ledger* easily* made this Joker* the best, it's a real shame he can't do another movie...as *SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* This is terrible man, one of the worst posts on this forum ever! See me after school!!!!!!!! (F) *PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS JOKE SERIOUSLY AS I CAN'T TALK!*

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/808f4579d223bfdc9a1a25c7898dec66.jpg Sonic Youth Andre Sider Af Sonic Youth (SYR8) Experimental/Noise/Live The SYR series which is done on Sonic Youth own independant lable has always been renound... well only existing for sonic youth to put quite frankly extremely experimental albums often mainly instrumental and consisting enitrley of self-endulgance and are well known for an incredibly difficult listen... especially for people that don't like music lacking in melody or structure. For people that love experimental progressive noise however this is a great opputunity for fans to experiance the 'other' side of sonic youth with toones of changes in signature, horns and fuzz. This album is just one massive jam session lasting at over 57minutes and was entirley done live as a jam in 2005 & I must say this jam is nothing short of stunning, the horns are well implemented, the switches all seem to work and whilst it is essentially one long durge of noise and distortion the short bursts of vocals and interesting ways the direction changes keeps this track both interesting and fasinating. http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/f44b76b44c5f0941d67ed6fd47840353.jpg So for people to look at this as an album of music it will be a bit wrong, it isn't even album at all it's a 58minute jam and its good stuff. People who thing Sonic Youth is just noise as it is deffinatly won't appriciate this with open arms at all. But people who like things on the immersive atmospheric side especially for the fantastic section that kicks off at about 38minutes in should check this out it creates a new world & the fact this is all done live in front of a crowd in one take makes it all the more impressive and further shows off more to the point why Sonic Youth are one of the best bands ever to have existed. :D:D:D

Branston Pickel Its a ploughman sandwhic

As myspace esc self photographs seem popular right now (seriously I swear I have never seen a photo of some people OUTDOORS) here is mine http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/4052/dscf0888gu4.jpg LOVE ME!

News just in As from next week I'm gonna have a weekly featurette on Drownedinsound.com which was up for music site of the year last year on NME awards. AWEEEEESOME! Sure it's only a small thing but my album of the week is now on a top dog website SCHWING! I'm going to take over the world!

They last released an album in 2003, they havent split up the is just no demand for funk metal these days because its kind of rubbish

I dont know, but its scarring the shit out of m e!