Oh dear.
Considering the fact that one line was full of errors and the rest were perfect should have lead you to the answer of "WTF are they doing?"
I'm a typical chav (white is redundant) that uses $20 words. I don't care about street kids, it earns me school credits, again, I've gone to school like a typical chav.
You weren't serious. If your going to try to rap avoid shit like this
"if this rhyme was recorded it's length would be six:sixety six
not because of satan but average length of dicks"
Never knew penguin lovers could be so ignorant.
It wasn't serious, well done.
Care to elaborate on my ignorance? Is 666 not the devils number? Is 6.66 inches not close to the average length of dicks?
Or do you mean ignorant about rapping? You can't have though, you already guessed we weren't serious.
I wanted to stress it was miiiiike, not mick. Several times in several of my raps I changed to the phonetic spelling of words. The first line of that rap was:
Yo, yo, yo yo yo yo
LIke a philipian weopon
you are very tall
but i am like david so i will defeat you all
I doubt you understand what I did there, yo-yo's were rumoured to have originated in the Philippines, then I said "you are very tall". I knew most people wouldn't get it if I left it at that, so I compared myself to David.
If you still don't get it: Goliath was a Philistine.
The person I was battling is very tall in real life so he should have gotten even more from it.
I love how you wrote I seem to spit illogically. I've already attacked the second line, and I don't know what to think of George Bush pulling the fingers!
Maybe if the picture was somehow relevant to what you had said, or maybe if I was a mega-patriotic American, or an iimmigrant to America. Or a Muslim.
And to misspiggy, there is no way azem could win in one of my battles as I am still unsure as to whether he understands how to attack. If the rhyme at the end of his post or your post's whimsical Dr Seuss of a rap is anything to go by, I'm confident I could beat you in a rap battle.
EDIT: Fixed up the quotes. Didn't want to look like a dumbass that can't close his quotes.