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Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn...

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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I...

I don't go into the arcade much anymore... The occasional game of Yahtzee or Battleship. I haven't been able to play 8 Ball for quite a while (not that I could score high enough to be #1).

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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both...

I almost missed it. :( Hope you have a very, very happy birthday. Sleep in tomorrow. Hope your hangover isn't too bad. ;)

A woman shooter... Now we have true equality of the sexes.

MINNESOTA FARMER Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if...

Daddy's not around to push him anymore.

Dam, that sounds like my second ex-wife (except the pregnant part). But she couldn't be bothered going shopping - HSN all the way. Buy it, look at it, and return it - her favorite hobbies.

Where'd you hear that? Huffington Post?

Much better with the laugh track. Much more lively.

Happy birthday, Wez. Hope you have many, many more.

That ain't fair, you're bringing in a ringer.

I'd like to see those numbers adjusted for cost of living. That would better tell the story.

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the...

It also has to do with the high prices on almost everything. It's kinda like Hawaii where things have to be shipped in at high cost.

The politicians are still not listening to the American people, are they? They politicize everything without regard for what is actually good for the country. They need to go back to the drawing board. Go with just these for starters and I think the vast majority of Americans will be happy...

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !! Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll...