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    let's drag out another internet freedom rant.

    And this time it has a bigger budget and a bunch of whining soccer moms worrying about keeping their childs "innocence." Let's start with what's ******* me off the most: http://irlb.org/ This link clearly states the intention of internet ratings. What a crock of ****. Explain to me the need...
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    The 22nd Amendment.

    I was talking to an old friend of mine today and he said that he and his father were watching a television program and just happened to catch mention of Bush supposedly is trying to ammend the 22nd amendment (for those of you who don't know that is the restriction placed on a president for how...
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    The real meaning of the word "Prego"

    I was talking to a friend of mine, I gave him some advice, and he said "thank you" so I told him "Prego" which in Italian means you're welcome. He, unknowing to the fact that the word means your welcome in Italian, said "ok...why are you talking about spaghetti sauce?" I, ****** off, not at him...
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    Our founding fathers

    It's funny how noone listens to our founding fathers words anymore. Well, by this time if they were heard today, a lot of people would be ******. Thomas Jefferson said that in order to keep the peace we must have an armed revolt every 20 years. Of course he was talking about the people...
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    Euphamism Generator

    http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism Carlin would hate this, but I think it's somewhat entertaining. Enjoy.
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    ******* it, I can't fin where to set my ******* avatar at.

    First forum I ahevnt been able to figure this out at. Will someone help me, please?
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    I wanna ***** slap Spongebob in a bad way.

    I hate that ******* cartoon with all I have, and today didn't help it much. First of all, let me give you a history on what i consider to be the decline of cartoons on the Nickelodeon network, as if it were an important topic, just keep with me people. Anything, and I mean, anything since 1999...
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    What if...

    What if Forrest Gump did a *****? What if we merged Utah and California into one big state of contradiction? What if a hillbilly recited Macbeth? How wierd would that sound? What if there was an airline ran entirely by Arabs and every time someone who wasnt from the middle east got on a plane...
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    This is infuriating.

    Hilton to play Mother Theresa If *** dosen't summon the appocolypse now, there is truly no ***.
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    Larry the Cable Guy is a ******* Multimillionaire

    That's right, that steaming sack of excrement, that brags about being an inbred redneck, is a multimillionaire. He is rich, rich, rich. Which means he has sold millions of CDs and sold out thousands of concert halls. SO, the next time you are trying to fathom how a dipshit like George Dumbya...
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    I knew it...

    TO: YPYO Members FROM: IP DATE: February 13th 2006 SUBJECT: URGENT HEALTH NOTICE The following is a warning about you health. Please visit the following website concerning your well being: http://www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html Sincerely Italiano_Pride
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    Hey, Here's some fun!

    The George W. Bush Speech Writer! This was good for a couple laughs.
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    That jackass Kansas preacher

    You know this ******* I'm just amazed at this nutjob. His only true interest is not ***, but more about getting recognized. This guy actually picketed the W. VA miners' funerals. What a Great man he is! He also called Coretta Scott King as an ingrate who's burning in ****.
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    The two Bushes shake heads when told the truth.

    I'm surprised one didn't cover his mouth and the other his ears. But they did shake their heads as they were called out on their war mongering ways: Four U.S. presidents joined more than 10,000 mourners Tuesday in saying goodbye to Coretta Scott King, praised by President Bush as "one of the...
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    Bluetooth Enabled Vibrator

    What will those zany Brits invent next? From the country that brought you the Millenial Wheel and the MGB, comes the must have gift for your wife, girlfriend, or female coworker. Yes, it's the SMS-triggered Bluetooth vibrator! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/28/bluetooth_device/ Just...
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    Ask IP a question, get an answer.

    Anything at all you're wondering about I want to try and answer it....mainly out of boredom. Ask away!
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    Facism anyone?

    This is down right creepy. Are we there yet? The 14 Characteristics of Fascism by Lawrence Britt Free Inquiry magazine Spring 2003 Political scientist Dr. Lawrence Britt recently wrote an article about fascism ("Fascism Anyone?," Free Inquiry , Spring 2003, page 20). Studying the fascist...
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    Billboard Bullshit

    Being a musician this ****** me off to no end. In the "USA Weekend" magazine section of this Sunday's paper the "music experts" at Billboard magazine offer their picks for the "most touching, unique and clever compositions" from the top pop songs of the past 13 years (i.e. the songs of a...
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    Remeber Afghanistan?

    Here's a good example of a country that's been liberated. Last year over 1500 people were killed by insurgents. This year's got off to a good start with at least 20 fatalities in a suicide bombing yesterday. Last week there were eight victims of suicide attacks including a senior Canadian...
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    "Why do men have nipples?"

    I picked this book up at the library and I now know the answer to this question. I also know why I have an 'innie" belly button and if ***** is nutrtious or fattening (just in case anyone ever needs to know that little fact and it also explains why I have washboard abs ;) ) Anyway, the reason...
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