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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



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> > nemo wrote:



> >



> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > news:42523F6A.E60030ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > >



> > > >



> > > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > news:424D0708.FF9D1E49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > >



> > > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding up



> > > > > and



> > > > > > down the



> > > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!



> > > > > >



> > > > > > Do you have any proof?



> > > > > >



> > > > > Nope. No no more.



> > > > >



> > > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric Sykes



> > > > > Scale



> > > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that the



> > > > > more you



> > > > > drink, the louder you get.



> > > >



> > > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.



> > > >



> > > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.



> > > >



> > > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always



> arrive



> > > at the police station!



> >



> > DOA: Dead demon.



> >



> > DOA: Demon On Amphetamines.



> >



> To get stoned at the Coliseum, the Romans used to take Amphitheatamines.


DX/DY: Calculus demon.

I've been to Sid Knee, Australia. Also to Can Bear A, the capitol.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:



>



> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:42535904.110D9C8E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > >



> > >



> > > nemo wrote:



> > >



> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > news:42523F6A.E60030ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > >



> > > > >



> > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > >



> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > > news:424D0708.FF9D1E49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > > >



> > > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding


up


> > > > > > and



> > > > > > > down the



> > > > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear


rated!


> > > > > > >



> > > > > > > Do you have any proof?



> > > > > > >



> > > > > > Nope. No no more.



> > > > > >



> > > > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric


Sykes


> > > > > > Scale



> > > > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that


the


> > > > > > more you



> > > > > > drink, the louder you get.



> > > > >



> > > > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.



> > > > >



> > > > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.



> > > > >



> > > > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners


always


> > arrive



> > > > at the police station!



> > >



> > > DOA: Dead demon.



> > >



> > > DOA: Demon On Amphetamines.



> > >



> > To get stoned at the Coliseum, the Romans used to take Amphitheatamines.



>



> DX/DY: Calculus demon.



>



> I've been to Sid Knee, Australia. Also to Can Bear A, the capitol.


Colarseum: Place where the Romans sold shirt neck-cuffs!

 
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