Guest Tim Bruening Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote: > On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:50:31 -0800 > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote: > > > On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 09:16:29 GMT, Randolf Richardson <rr@8x.ca> found > > these unused words floating about: > > > > >""Shashank" <shashank.tripathi@gmail.com>" wrote in alt.humor.puns: > > > > > >> mike wheeELer wrote: > > >> > > >>> In article <40219466$0$28870$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, > > >>> CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the > > >>> world oddly when: > > >>> > > >>> > "headdr" <tmachler@mindspring.com> wrote in message > > >>> > news:mzxTb.7447$GO6.3502@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net... > > >>> > > > >>> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message > > >>> >> news:953t101c2gi7dm3hu02q3dsekacbfkge08@4ax.com... > > >>> >> > > >>> >> > On 02 Feb 2004 11:50:36 GMT, Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> > > >>> >> > found these unused words floating about: > > >>> >> > > > >>> >> > >Hauke Reddmann <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in > > >>> >> > >news:bvlcvn$85b$1@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de: > > >>> >> > > > > >>> >> > >> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote: > > >>> >> > >> > > >>> >> > >>> "Palema" <palema.04@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message > > >>> >> > >>> news:Gd9Tb.13882$2%1.5470@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com... > > >>> >> > >>> > > >>> >> > >>>> A Buddhist refused Novocain during a root canal > > >>> >> > >>>> because he wanted to transcend dental medication. > > >>> >> > >>> > > >>> >> > >>> that puns hits a nerve > > >>> >> > >> > > >>> >> > >> Who caries? > > >>> >> > > > > >>> >> > > I dent know. > > >>> >> > > > >>> >> > Denture in for a rough time ... > > >>> >> > > >>> >> He countered with two expletives, a bicuspid. > > >>> > > > >>> > That was cutting ! We'll never bridge the gap now! :-( > > >>> > > >>> Wire strippers not noted for their teeth? > > >> > > >> Because men can't cage the jaw of seeing their wrasse. Especially > > >> the well indented. > > > > > >My Dentist once said: Nothing dentured, nothing drained! > > > > See he knew the drill ... > > > I assume this all happened at 2:30? Why do you assume that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nemo Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:4893F6E0.CC56FEBD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote: > > > On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:50:31 -0800 > > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote: > > > > > On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 09:16:29 GMT, Randolf Richardson <rr@8x.ca> found > > > these unused words floating about: > > > > > > >""Shashank" <shashank.tripathi@gmail.com>" wrote in alt.humor.puns: > > > > > > > >> mike wheeELer wrote: > > > >> > > > >>> In article <40219466$0$28870$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, > > > >>> CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the > > > >>> world oddly when: > > > >>> > > > >>> > "headdr" <tmachler@mindspring.com> wrote in message > > > >>> > news:mzxTb.7447$GO6.3502@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net... > > > >>> > > > > >>> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message > > > >>> >> news:953t101c2gi7dm3hu02q3dsekacbfkge08@4ax.com... > > > >>> >> > > > >>> >> > On 02 Feb 2004 11:50:36 GMT, Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> > > > >>> >> > found these unused words floating about: > > > >>> >> > > > > >>> >> > >Hauke Reddmann <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in > > > >>> >> > >news:bvlcvn$85b$1@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de: > > > >>> >> > > > > > >>> >> > >> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote: > > > >>> >> > >> > > > >>> >> > >>> "Palema" <palema.04@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message > > > >>> >> > >>> news:Gd9Tb.13882$2%1.5470@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com... > > > >>> >> > >>> > > > >>> >> > >>>> A Buddhist refused Novocain during a root canal > > > >>> >> > >>>> because he wanted to transcend dental medication. > > > >>> >> > >>> > > > >>> >> > >>> that puns hits a nerve > > > >>> >> > >> > > > >>> >> > >> Who caries? > > > >>> >> > > > > > >>> >> > > I dent know. > > > >>> >> > > > > >>> >> > Denture in for a rough time ... > > > >>> >> > > > >>> >> He countered with two expletives, a bicuspid. > > > >>> > > > > >>> > That was cutting ! We'll never bridge the gap now! :-( > > > >>> > > > >>> Wire strippers not noted for their teeth? > > > >> > > > >> Because men can't cage the jaw of seeing their wrasse. Especially > > > >> the well indented. > > > > > > > >My Dentist once said: Nothing dentured, nothing drained! > > > > > > See he knew the drill ... > > > > > I assume this all happened at 2:30? > > Why do you assume that? Because of the neurological activity within my brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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