11/3 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:40C63472.EF090D48@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> >


> > nemo wrote:


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> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > news:40C57438.72E8A83D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > Adverse: Singing commercials.


> > > >


> > > > Amuse: One poet.


> > > >


> > > > Bemuse: Buzzing insect poet.


> > > >


> > > > Diverse: Swan song.


> > > >


> > > > Reverse: To sing again.


> > > >


> > > > Universe: A song with just one verse.


> > >


> > > Music: A cat that's ill.


> >


> > Also a sick cow.


> >


> Ditto, on the piste: Sick cow ski. (Later got rescued by helicopter.)

Catilena: Tipsy feline.

Cattlena: Tipsy bovine.

Tipsy: Drunk ocean.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:4934876F.5F8C393F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> nemo wrote:


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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:40C63472.EF090D48@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > >


> > >


> > > nemo wrote:


> > >


> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > news:40C57438.72E8A83D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > > Adverse: Singing commercials.


> > > > >


> > > > > Amuse: One poet.


> > > > >


> > > > > Bemuse: Buzzing insect poet.


> > > > >


> > > > > Diverse: Swan song.


> > > > >


> > > > > Reverse: To sing again.


> > > > >


> > > > > Universe: A song with just one verse.


> > > >


> > > > Music: A cat that's ill.


> > >


> > > Also a sick cow.


> > >


> > Ditto, on the piste: Sick cow ski. (Later got rescued by helicopter.)


>


> Catilena: Tipsy feline.


>


> Cattlena: Tipsy bovine.


>


> Tipsy: Drunk ocean.

Titsy: Ocean where all the swarms of sweaty swimmers are using Dolly Parton

water-wings!