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<font size=29 color=red>In Case You Missed It Dept.:</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Mike Huckabee got huge laughs at the GOP
presidential debate Wednesday telling Jesus jokes and Hillary jokes. The
candidate came out of nowhere. The best guess is he's just another striking
comedy writer trying to get a job with health insurance. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Sudan jailed an English school teacher whose class
named a teddy bear Muhammed Friday. Britain sent its first Muslim peer, Lord
Ahmed, to Sudan to negotiate. Now evangelical Christians are angry at Great
Britain for giving a Muslim the Lord's name. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Hillary Clinton's campaign office in New Hampshire
was taken hostage Friday by a mentally disturbed local resident. He had what
looked like a bomb taped to his chest. It's the last time Hillary Clinton
ever names a teddy bear after Ronald Reagan. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>President Bush met with Al Gore in the Oval Office
Monday. The timing of their meeting was no accident. The Palestinians and
Israelis were meeting in the White House the next day and Don King arranged
the Bush-Gore meeting to be on the undercard. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Hugo Chavez's national referendum seeking to limit
press freedom, end property rights and nationalize the banks lost in
Venezuela Sunday. Fidel Castro has to be disappointed. Five years of
mentoring the guy and he's still putting things to a vote. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Mike Huckabee pulled close to Rudy Giuliani in the
national GOP presidential polls Sunday. He regales crowds with very funny
Hillary jokes and Jesus jokes. Rudy has plenty of great material too, but
Mafia jokes have a limited appeal in South Carolina. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Vladimir Putin's United Russia party won a
parliamentary majority in elections held Sunday. The president controlled
the media, giving the opposition no chance to win. An optimist is anybody in
Russia who stays up late to see how the elections came out. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Mike Huckabee vaulted to the top in the Iowa polls
Monday after his hilarious performance with his Jesus jokes and his Hillary
jokes in last week's GOP debate. Mike Huckabee laughs with Jesus and at
Hillary. Democrats do it the other way around. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Rudy Giuliani dropped like a rock in the national
polls Monday as his scandals began to catch up with him. They involve
adultery, cronyism and public payroll padding. As a result, he is running
fifth among Republicans but he leads all Democrats. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Mike Huckabee got testy Tuesday when he was asked if
he supports the teaching of creationism in public schools. He said he
believes God created the earth but he wasn't there when it happened.
Everybody in Arkansas believes you can only know what you witness
personally, that's why the Clintons were never convicted of anything.
</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Bill Clinton hired a campaign press secretary Sunday
to handle the press while he's out campaigning for his wife. It turned out
to be unnecessary. He hired the spokesman when he still thought he would
have to be both for and against the Iran War. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The Writers Guild stayed on strike this week, still
thinking they can get revenue from movies on the Internet. The Internet
gives everything to everybody absolutely free. For the first time, people
are starting to believe it was invented by a Democrat. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Mitt Romney stood up for his Mormon faith in a
speech Thursday but he insisted his religion would never affect his
policies. He compared himself to Jack Kennedy. The difference between them
is, Mitt Romney would never support the idea of polygamy. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The United Nations Global Warming Conference got
underway last week on the island of Bali. It's located in the Indonesian
archipelago. Who else but the United Nations would go to a tropical island
in December and then complain about warm weather. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Bill Clinton told Barbara Walters Thursday he would
sit in on Hillary's cabinet meetings only if asked. He said he would give
his advice in private. However, he does want the doggie door restored to the
third floor hallway so he can come and go at night. </font>
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<font size=5 color=blue> - - Letterman </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible one
you could imagine. In
the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on
the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!
Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my
driver license photo - and it was that same color. Black. No, no, God no,
it can't be!! I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a
chair. But it's a wheelchair!! </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>That means, of course, besides being black and
Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!
I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's impossible that I should
be black and Jewish and disabled. "It's the pure and holy truth", whispers
someone from behind me. I turn around, and it's my Boyfriend. Just what I
needed!!! I am a homosexual whore and on top of that with a Mexican
boyfriend. Sonofabitch!!!! Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay,
with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!! </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and
OH, noooooo... I'm
Bald!!! </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is
saying, "Since mom and dad
died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day
doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap.. Any job." Mom?...
Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan! </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to
find a job when you are
black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict,
HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I
hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With tears in my eyes
I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a shanty-town full of
cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my
pacemaker....Pacemaker? Besides being
black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict,
HIV-positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and
having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says
to me, "Sweetiepie, my
love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote
for next November? Hillary or Obama?" </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being
a black disabled one
armed drug addicted Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,
orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but
<b>please don't tell me I'm a Democrat!!!!</b> </font>
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color=blue>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a
man drinking from his pond, with his hand.</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin geshissen."</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have
sh t in it."</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand. Please speak in English."</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get
more."</font>
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color=blue>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------</font>
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<font size=29 color=blue>LTBFTUQ FGVAW XGQR LUPXW:</font>
<font size=29 color=blue>QUSACW, WEUPF WFUPTAW,</font>
<font size=29 color=blue>NCGRW, BGXNGTOQ NPUXTWAW.</font>
<font size=29 color=blue> -- MGXAW V. LATKCAXGQ</font>
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<font size=5 color=blue>Mike Huckabee got huge laughs at the GOP
presidential debate Wednesday telling Jesus jokes and Hillary jokes. The
candidate came out of nowhere. The best guess is he's just another striking
comedy writer trying to get a job with health insurance. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Sudan jailed an English school teacher whose class
named a teddy bear Muhammed Friday. Britain sent its first Muslim peer, Lord
Ahmed, to Sudan to negotiate. Now evangelical Christians are angry at Great
Britain for giving a Muslim the Lord's name. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Hillary Clinton's campaign office in New Hampshire
was taken hostage Friday by a mentally disturbed local resident. He had what
looked like a bomb taped to his chest. It's the last time Hillary Clinton
ever names a teddy bear after Ronald Reagan. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>President Bush met with Al Gore in the Oval Office
Monday. The timing of their meeting was no accident. The Palestinians and
Israelis were meeting in the White House the next day and Don King arranged
the Bush-Gore meeting to be on the undercard. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Hugo Chavez's national referendum seeking to limit
press freedom, end property rights and nationalize the banks lost in
Venezuela Sunday. Fidel Castro has to be disappointed. Five years of
mentoring the guy and he's still putting things to a vote. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Mike Huckabee pulled close to Rudy Giuliani in the
national GOP presidential polls Sunday. He regales crowds with very funny
Hillary jokes and Jesus jokes. Rudy has plenty of great material too, but
Mafia jokes have a limited appeal in South Carolina. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Vladimir Putin's United Russia party won a
parliamentary majority in elections held Sunday. The president controlled
the media, giving the opposition no chance to win. An optimist is anybody in
Russia who stays up late to see how the elections came out. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Mike Huckabee vaulted to the top in the Iowa polls
Monday after his hilarious performance with his Jesus jokes and his Hillary
jokes in last week's GOP debate. Mike Huckabee laughs with Jesus and at
Hillary. Democrats do it the other way around. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Rudy Giuliani dropped like a rock in the national
polls Monday as his scandals began to catch up with him. They involve
adultery, cronyism and public payroll padding. As a result, he is running
fifth among Republicans but he leads all Democrats. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Mike Huckabee got testy Tuesday when he was asked if
he supports the teaching of creationism in public schools. He said he
believes God created the earth but he wasn't there when it happened.
Everybody in Arkansas believes you can only know what you witness
personally, that's why the Clintons were never convicted of anything.
</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Bill Clinton hired a campaign press secretary Sunday
to handle the press while he's out campaigning for his wife. It turned out
to be unnecessary. He hired the spokesman when he still thought he would
have to be both for and against the Iran War. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The Writers Guild stayed on strike this week, still
thinking they can get revenue from movies on the Internet. The Internet
gives everything to everybody absolutely free. For the first time, people
are starting to believe it was invented by a Democrat. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Mitt Romney stood up for his Mormon faith in a
speech Thursday but he insisted his religion would never affect his
policies. He compared himself to Jack Kennedy. The difference between them
is, Mitt Romney would never support the idea of polygamy. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The United Nations Global Warming Conference got
underway last week on the island of Bali. It's located in the Indonesian
archipelago. Who else but the United Nations would go to a tropical island
in December and then complain about warm weather. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Bill Clinton told Barbara Walters Thursday he would
sit in on Hillary's cabinet meetings only if asked. He said he would give
his advice in private. However, he does want the doggie door restored to the
third floor hallway so he can come and go at night. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue> -- Argus Hamilton</font>
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<font size=5 color=blue> - - Letterman </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible one
you could imagine. In
the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on
the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!
Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my
driver license photo - and it was that same color. Black. No, no, God no,
it can't be!! I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a
chair. But it's a wheelchair!! </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>That means, of course, besides being black and
Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!
I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's impossible that I should
be black and Jewish and disabled. "It's the pure and holy truth", whispers
someone from behind me. I turn around, and it's my Boyfriend. Just what I
needed!!! I am a homosexual whore and on top of that with a Mexican
boyfriend. Sonofabitch!!!! Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay,
with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!! </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and
OH, noooooo... I'm
Bald!!! </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is
saying, "Since mom and dad
died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day
doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap.. Any job." Mom?...
Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan! </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to
find a job when you are
black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict,
HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I
hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With tears in my eyes
I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a shanty-town full of
cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my
pacemaker....Pacemaker? Besides being
black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict,
HIV-positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and
having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood. </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says
to me, "Sweetiepie, my
love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote
for next November? Hillary or Obama?" </font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being
a black disabled one
armed drug addicted Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,
orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but
<b>please don't tell me I'm a Democrat!!!!</b> </font>
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<font size=5 color=blue>An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a
man drinking from his pond, with his hand.</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin geshissen."</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have
sh t in it."</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand. Please speak in English."</font>
<font size=5 color=blue>The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get
more."</font>
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<font size=29 color=blue>Political Cryptoquote:</font>
<font size=29 color=blue>LTBFTUQ FGVAW XGQR LUPXW:</font>
<font size=29 color=blue>QUSACW, WEUPF WFUPTAW,</font>
<font size=29 color=blue>NCGRW, BGXNGTOQ NPUXTWAW.</font>
<font size=29 color=blue> -- MGXAW V. LATKCAXGQ</font>
<font size=7 color=red>SUPERSIZED</font>
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src="http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9519/pookiepingmeerkatpt7.jpg"><br>
<font size=4 color=red>(Thank you, Richard Kimball)</font>
<img src="http://img84.exs.cx/img84/4391/toonroundup8nl.jpg"><br>
<font size=4 color=blue>(Thank you, No<font color=red> Blue <font
color=blue>States)</font>
