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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> dobey the elf <dobeygjr@yahoo.com> wrote in message



> news:1103429597.827357.239620@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...



> >



> > Abbey Normal wrote:



> > > "nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit> wrote in message



> > > news:tm4xd.34601$Rf4.32812@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...



> > > >



> > > > Mos <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message



> > > > news:10s6aporsf9bt35@corp.supernews.com...



> > > >>



> > > >>



> > > >> "dobey the elf" <dobeygjr@yahoo.com> wrote in message



> > > >> news:1103298756.180279.50080@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com



> > > >> > Tim Bruening wrote:



> > > >> >> nemo wrote:



> > > >> >>



> > > >> >> > Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com>



> > > >> >> > wrote in message



> > > >> >> > news:l397c0pgrt4b547843q0s2q3ai7sr769mj@4ax.com...



> > > >> >> > > On 6 Jun 2004 15:53:04 -0700,



> > > >> >> > >
tsbrueni@dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim


> > > >> > Bruening)



> > > >> >> > > wrote:



> > > >> >> > >



> > > >> >> > > >> I am the scorekeeper.



> > > >> >> > > >



> > > >> >> > > >What do you keep 20 of?



> > > >> >> > >



> > > >> >> > > Fingers and toes. Why?



> > > >> >> >



> > > >> >> > Not sheet music, or in the case of pop, **** music?



> > > >> >>



> > > >> >> Sheet music: Played by the KKK band.



> > > >>



> > > >> Sheetmusic: Tunes to have *** by.



> > > >>



> > > >> > Sheetrock: music ghosts like!



> > > >>



> > > >> Sheetrock: Geographical formations birds use for a loo.



> > > >>



> > > > Sheet Trocken: Dry German whine with a very odd recipe!



> > > >



> > > >



> > > The liquor store down on the corner used to sell that whine, but it



> > was



> > > overpriced. I always thought they were out to gypsum one.



> > I heard that store was all talc!



> >



> Talc: Mg3Si4O10(OH)2



>



> Gypsum: CaSO4?2H2O


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