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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> Mos <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message



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> > nemo wrote:



> > > Mos <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message



> > > news:10eta05g3h8r1d0@corp.supernews.com...



> > >> Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:



> > >>> It figures "nemo" would add:



> > >>>> Mos <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message



> > >>>>> Alan wrote:



> > >>>>>> On Thu, 08 Jul 2004 00:28:45 -0700, Tim Bruening



> > >>>>



> > >>>>>>>> Is that top posters or top posters?



> > >>>>>>> The most prolific posters.



> > >>>>>> as opposed to anti-life-ic ones?



> > >>>>> Grief, you're starting to sound like THEM !!!!!



> > >>>> You mean a sort of high-pitched whistling noise?



> > >>>>



> > >>>> As far as I can remember, THEM! were giant ants that had mutated



> > >>>> that way because of new clear radiation - and typical of the film



> > >>>> industry, the fact that an ant that size would have been totally



> > >>>> weighed down by the weight of its exoskeleton never occurred to



> > >>>> anyone.



> > >>>



> > >>> That was horrifying enough, but did you see the sequel: THOSE! ?



> > >>> Omigod! They could only be subdued by THEMSELVES! But what



> > >>> was really, stupifyingly, unspeakably ghastly was the sequel to



> > >>> that: WEE!



> > >>



> > >> What about THESE ! ??



> > >>



> > > Oy!! Put 'em back in yer trousers before yer gets arrested!



> >



> > But I'm trolling for suckers !!!



> >



> Thought you were down at the docks, crew sing!


Suckers: Gullible dogs.

Dockers: Dogs at ship ports.

 
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>



>



> nemo wrote:



>



> > Mos <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message



> > news:10eujivnbb7fj0d@corp.supernews.com...



> > > nemo wrote:



> > > > Mos <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message



> > > > news:10eta05g3h8r1d0@corp.supernews.com...



> > > >> Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:



> > > >>> It figures "nemo" would add:



> > > >>>> Mos <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message



> > > >>>>> Alan wrote:



> > > >>>>>> On Thu, 08 Jul 2004 00:28:45 -0700, Tim Bruening



> > > >>>>



> > > >>>>>>>> Is that top posters or top posters?



> > > >>>>>>> The most prolific posters.



> > > >>>>>> as opposed to anti-life-ic ones?



> > > >>>>> Grief, you're starting to sound like THEM !!!!!



> > > >>>> You mean a sort of high-pitched whistling noise?



> > > >>>>



> > > >>>> As far as I can remember, THEM! were giant ants that had mutated



> > > >>>> that way because of new clear radiation - and typical of the film



> > > >>>> industry, the fact that an ant that size would have been totally



> > > >>>> weighed down by the weight of its exoskeleton never occurred to



> > > >>>> anyone.



> > > >>>



> > > >>> That was horrifying enough, but did you see the sequel: THOSE! ?



> > > >>> Omigod! They could only be subdued by THEMSELVES! But what



> > > >>> was really, stupifyingly, unspeakably ghastly was the sequel to



> > > >>> that: WEE!



> > > >>



> > > >> What about THESE ! ??



> > > >>



> > > > Oy!! Put 'em back in yer trousers before yer gets arrested!



> > >



> > > But I'm trolling for suckers !!!



> > >



> > Thought you were down at the docks, crew sing!



>



> Suckers: Gullible dogs.



>



> Dockers: Dogs at ship ports.


Lady Docker: A very tough but fashionable aristocrat who had all her

jewellery stolen. Looks as if she was part beaver as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norah,_Lady_Docker

What?? Sir William Collins was president of Fortnum & Mason, the ultra

upper-class department store in Piccleydicerkley????

When I repaired a phone in there for the first time, I had a cuppa tea and a

small cake in their posh restaurant for a laugh. Guess how much it cost.

?4.50 at 1960s prices!! - and all the posh pooffy tarts in there were

staring angrily at me, a working-class pleb with a TOOLBAG and roll of cable

of all things, sitting there bold as brass polluting thier territory!

No wonder Camden Council changed the name of the Sir William Collins school

round the back here to The South Camden Community School!

It's right behind Godwin Court, named after . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Godwin

He'd have turned in his grave! Especially if he'd risen again and didn't

need it any more.

 
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